All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
badges.wav(70K) badges.mp3(70K) badges.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Bandito: "Badges, we don't need no stinking badges! <laughter> Vamonos!"
gifted.wav(148K) gifted.mp3(148K) gifted.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Madame Von Schtupp: "Is it true what they say about the way you people are 'gifted?"
: "Zzzzzzzip! Oh it's Twue.... it's twue.... it's twue!"
tongue.wav(35K) tongue.mp3(35K) tongue.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cowboy: "You use your tongue prettier 'n a $20 whore."
whipout.wav(42K) whipout.mp3(42K) whipout.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Sheriff: "Excuse me while I whip this out. (screams)"
whitewmn.wav(16K) whitewmn.mp3(16K) whitewmn.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Sheriff: "Hey where are the white women at?"