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Bandito: "Badges, we don't need no stinking badges! <laughter> Vamonos!"

Madame Von Schtupp: "Is it true what they say about the way you people are 'gifted?"
: "Zzzzzzzip! Oh it's Twue.... it's twue.... it's twue!"

Cowboy: "You use your tongue prettier 'n a $20 whore."

Sheriff: "Excuse me while I whip this out. (screams)"

Sheriff: "Hey where are the white women at?"