All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).

thunder.wav(151K) thunder.mp3(151K)

Chick Hicks (Michael Keaton): How do you think I'd look in Dinoco blue? Dinoco blue!""
Lightning McQueen (Owen Wilson): "In your dreams, Thunder."
Chick: "Yeah, right. Thunder? What's he talkin' about, 'Thunder'?"
Lightning: "You know, 'cause thunder always comes after lightning. Ka-ping! Ka-pow!"

biggestfans.wav(80K) biggestfans.mp3(80K)

Mia: "I'm Mia!"
Tia: "I'm Tia!"
Mia and Tia: "We're like you'r biggest fans! Ka-chow!"
Lightning: "I love being me."

rustycars.wav(27K) rustycars.mp3(27K)

Lightning: "Ugh, I hate rusty cars."

myimage.wav(22K) myimage.mp3(22K)

Lightning: "This is not good for my image."

alwayslit.wav(85K) alwayslit.mp3(85K)

Lightning: "Racecars don't need headlights, because the track is always lit."
Dusty Rust-eze (Ray Magliozzi): "Yeah, well, so is my brother, but he still needs headlights."

freebird.wav(95K) freebird.mp3(95K)

Dusty Rust-eze: "Ladies and gentlemen..."
Dusty and Rusty Rust-eze (Tom Magliozzi): "...Lightning McQueen!"
Car Voice: "Freebird!"

lifeisahighway.wav(207K) lifeisahighway.mp3(207K)

Rascal Flatts: "(A short clip of the chorus from "Life Is A Highway" Written by Tom Cochrane Performed by Rascal Flatts)"

youragent.wav(147K) youragent.mp3(147K)

Harv (Jeremy Piven): "It is such an honor to be your agent that it almost hurts me to take ten percent of your winnings and merchandising and ancillary rights in perpetuity. Anyway, what a race, huh champ?! I did-- I didn't see it, but, I heard you were great."

prettymusic.wav(82K) prettymusic.mp3(82K)

Mack (John Ratzenberger): "(A short clip of "Songbird" Performed by Kenny G) Pretty music."

peterbuilt.wav(121K) peterbuilt.mp3(121K)

Lightning: "Mack! Mack! You're not Mack."
Red/Peterbuilt (Joe Ranft): "Mack? I ain't no mack! I'm a Peterbuilt, for dang sake!"

turnonyourlights.wav(28K) turnonyourlights.mp3(28K)

Red/Peterbuilt: Turn on your lights, you moron!"

shootingatme.wav(98K) shootingatme.mp3(98K)

Lightning: "(Siren wailing) Oh, no. Oh, maybe he can help me! (Sheriff backfires) He's shooting at me! Why is he shooting at me? (Backfires again)"

blueblazes.wav(22K) blueblazes.mp3(22K)

Sheriff (Michael Wallis): "What in the blue blazes?"

crazyhotrodder.wav(19K) crazyhotrodder.mp3(19K)

Sheriff: "Crazy hot-rodder!"

thirdblink.wav(98K) thirdblink.mp3(98K)

Fillmore (George Carlin): "I'm telling you, man, every third blink is slower."
Sarge (Paul Dooley): "The sixties weren't good to you, were they?"

seeingthis.wav(34K) seeingthis.mp3(34K)

Fillmore: "I'm no the only one seeing this, right?"

befree.wav(47K) befree.mp3(47K)

Fillmore: "Fly away, Stanley. Be free!"

heapoftrouble.wav(39K) heapoftrouble.mp3(39K)

Sheriff: "Boy, you're in a heap of trouble."

wipemymudflaps.wav(28K) wipemymudflaps.mp3(28K)

Mack: "What, did I forget to wipe my mud flaps?"

sleepingbeauty.wav(23K) sleepingbeauty.mp3(23K)

Mater (Larry The Cable Guy): "Mornin', Sleepin' Beauty!"

gonnawakeup.wav(28K) gonnawakeup.mp3(28K)

Mater: "Boy, I was wonderin' when you was gonna wake up."

justdonthurtme.wav(31K) justdonthurtme.mp3(31K)

Lightning: "Take whatever you want! Just don't hurt me!"

parkingboot.wav(100K) parkingboot.mp3(100K)

Lightning: "A parking boot? Why do I have a parking boot on? What are yo-- What's going on here? Please!"
Mater: "You're funny! I like you already."

yourefunny.wav(43K) yourefunny.mp3(43K)

Mater: "You're funny! I like you already."

ka-ching.wav(16K) ka-ching.mp3(16K)

Mater: "Ka-ching!"

likesmeformybody.wav(91K) likesmeformybody.mp3(91K)

Mater: "She's the tow attorney and my fiancee."
Lightning: "What?"
Mater: "Nah, I'm just kiddin'. She just likes me for my body."

lefttwolugnuts.wav(51K) lefttwolugnuts.mp3(51K)

Mater: "Oh, man, you get to work with Bessie! I'd give my left two lug nuts for somethin' like 'at."

legalfees.wav(66K) legalfees.mp3(66K)

Mater: "Man, I know this may be a bad time right now, but, uh, you owe me $32,000 in legal fees."

holyshoot.wav(20K) holyshoot.mp3(20K)

Mater: "Holy Shoot!"

onlytheferraris.wav(272K) onlytheferraris.mp3(272K)

Luigi (Tony Shalhoub): "I have followed racing my entire life. My whole life!"
Lightning: "Then you know who I am. I'm Lightning McQueen."
Luigi: "Lightning McQueen?!"
Lightning: "Yes! Yes!"
Luigi: "I must scream it to the world! My excitement from the top of someplace very high!"
Lightning: "Do you know many Ferraris?"
Luigi: "No, no, no, no. They race on the European circuit. I'm in the Piston Cup! What?"
Lightning: "Luigi follow only the Ferraris."

hillbillyhell.wav(63K) hillbillyhell.mp3(63K)

Lightning McQueen: "I'm in hillbilly hell! My IQ's dropping by the second! I'm becoming one of them!"

thenewroad.wav(45K) thenewroad.mp3(45K)

Mater: "Whee-hoo! I'm the first one on the new road!"

zerotosixty.wav(60K) zerotosixty.mp3(60K)

Lightning: "I don't mean to be rude here, Doc, but you probably go zero to sixty in, like, what? Three-point-five years?"

therewillbeno.wav(139K) therewillbeno.mp3(139K)

Sheriff: "There will be no bumpin', no cheatin', no spittin', no bitin', no road rage, no mamin', no oil slickin', no pushin', no shovin', no backstabbin', no road-hoggin' and no lollygaggin'."

floatsting.wav(29K) floatsting.mp3(29K)

Lightning: "Float like a Cadillac, sting like a Beemer."

pitstop.wav(262K) pitstop.mp3(262K)

Luigi: "My friend Guidi, he dream to give a real racecar a pit stop."
Guido (Guido Quaroni): "Pit stop!"
Lightning: "Uh, the race is only one lap, guys. Uno lappo! Don't need any help. I work solo mio."
Luigi: "Fine, race your way."
Lightning: "No pit stoppo. Comprendo?"
Guido: "Okay."

startyourengines.wav(54K) startyourengines.mp3(54K)

Sheriff: "Gentlemen, start your engines!"

docstart.wav(39K) docstart.mp3(39K)

Doc: "(Doc's engine starting)"

lightningstart.wav(33K) lightningstart.mp3(33K)

Lightning: "(Lightning's engine starting)"

onyourmark.wav(124K) onyourmark.mp3(124K)

Luigi: "On your mark, get set. Uno for the money, due for the show, tre to get ready and quattro to... I can't believe it. Go!"

theflagmeansgo.wav(87K) theflagmeansgo.mp3(87K)

Luigi: "Huh? Doc, the flag means go. Remember the fla-- Here we go. Go."

imconfused.wav(88K) imconfused.mp3(88K)

Doc (Paul Newman): "Hey! Was that floatin' like a Cadillac or was that stingin' like a Beemer? I'm confused."

letscruisebaby.wav(38K) letscruisebaby.mp3(38K)

Flo (Jenifer Lewis): "Let's cruise, baby!"
Ramone (Cheech Marin): "Low and slow."

onthemoon.wav(52K) onthemoon.mp3(52K)

Mater: "Boy, I tell you what. I bet even the roads on the moon ain't this smooth."

toyourself.wav(84K) toyourself.mp3(84K)

Lizzie (Katherine Helmond): "You keep talkin' to yourself, people'll think you're crazy."
Lightning: "Thanks for the tip."
Lizzie: "What? I wasn't talkin' to you!"

snowtires.wav(100K) snowtires.mp3(100K)

Luigi: "This is it. My last offer. You buy one tire, I give you seven a snow tires for free! Done. You're interested, you call me. You know where I am."

talkingabout.wav(160K) talkingabout.mp3(160K)

Mater: "You know, I once knew this girl Doreen. Good lookin' girl. Looked just like a Jaguar, only she was a truck! You know, I used to crash into her, just so I could spoke to her."
Lightning: "What are you talking about?"
Mater: "I don't know."

tractorsisdumb.wav(52K) tractorsisdumb.mp3(52K)

Mater: "I swear, tractors is so dumb!"

thatsfunny.wav(33K) thatsfunny.mp3(33K)

Mater: "I don't care who you are. That's funny right there."

thatsfrank.wav(51K) thatsfrank.mp3(51K)

Mater: "That's Frank."

thatwasfun.wav(49K) thatwasfun.mp3(49K)

Mater: "Oh, boy, you gotta admit that was fun!"

kissomthin.wav(85K) kissomthin.mp3(85K)

Mater: "McQueen and Sally parked beneath a tree, k-i-s-somethin'-somethin'-somethin'-t!"

hendrix.wav(187K) hendrix.mp3(187K)

Sarge: "(Reveille plays shortly followed by Jimi Hendrix's Star Spangled Banner.) Will you turn that disrespectful junk off?!"
Fillmore: "Respect the classics, man. It's Hendrix!"

pistoncups.wav(64K) pistoncups.mp3(64K)

Lightning: "They say he was amazing. He won three piston cups!"
Mater: "He did what in his cup?"

takeadrive.wav(106K) takeadrive.mp3(106K)

Sally Carrera (Bonnie Hunt): "Come on, let's take a drive."
Lightning: "A drive?"
Sally: "Yeah, a drive. Don't you big city racecars ever just take a drive?"
Lightning: "Ah... No, no we don't."

hesjustsad.wav(285K) hesjustsad.mp3(285K)

Lightning: "What's wrong with Red?"
Mater: "Oh, he's just sad 'cause you left town and went to your big race to win the Piston Cup that you've always dreamed about your whole life and get that big ol' sponsor and that fancy helicopter you was talkin' about. (Long pause) Wait a minute! I knowed you wouldn't leave without saying goodbye."

tearsofecstacy.wav(112K) tearsofecstacy.mp3(112K)

Luigi: "Our first real customer in years! I am filled with tears of ecstacy, for this is the most glorious day of my life!"

whitewalls.wav(286K) whitewalls.mp3(286K)

Lightning: "Alright, Luigi, give me the best set of blackwalls you've got."
Luigi: "No! No, no, no. You don't know what you want. Luigi know what you want. Blackwall tires. They blend into the pavement. But a this... whitewall tires! They say, 'Look at me! Here I am! Love me.'"
Lightning: "Alright, you're the expert."

whatyouwant.wav(55K) whatyouwant.mp3(55K)

Luigi: "No! No, no, no. You don't know what you want. Luigi know what you want."

thanaferrari.wav(88K) thanaferrari.mp3(88K)

Luigi: "What did Luigi tell you, eh?"
Lightning: "Wow, you were right. Better than a Ferrari, huh?"
Luigi: "Eh, no."

oilcompanies.wav(134K) oilcompanies.mp3(134K)

Lightning: "Wow! This organic fuel is great! Why haven't I heard about it before?"
Fillmore: "It's a conspiacy, man! The oil companies got a grip on the government! They're feedin' us a bunch of lies, man."

ka-chow.wav(17K) ka-chow.mp3(17K)

Lightning: "Ka-chow."

sh-boom.wav(261K) sh-boom.mp3(261K)

Soundtrack: "(A short clip of "Sh-Boom" by Carl Feaster, Claude Feaster, James Keyes and Floyd McRae)"

sh-boom2.wav(164K) sh-boom2.mp3(164K)

Soundtrack: "(Another short clip of "Sh-Boom" by Carl Feaster, Claude Feaster, James Keyes and Floyd McRae)"

theghostlight.wav(41K) theghostlight.mp3(41K)

Mater: "It's the ghost light!"

yourprisoner.wav(98K) yourprisoner.mp3(98K)

Reporter (???): "Was Lightning McQueen your prisoner?"
Mater: "Shoot, no! We're best buds! I ain't braggin' or nothin', but I was in charge of hintin' him down if he tried to escape."

parasites.wav(29K) parasites.mp3(29K)

Mack: "Get back, you oil-thirsty parasites!"

figureofspeach.wav(96K) figureofspeach.mp3(96K)

Harv: "You're everywhere, baby! Radio, TV, the papers! You can't buy this kind of publicity! What do you need me for? That's just a figure of speech, by the way. You signed a contract."

boogityboogity.wav(32K) boogityboogity.mp3(32K)

Darrell Cartrip (Darrell Waltrip): "Boogity, boogity, boogity, boys. Let's go racin'!"

goodbye.wav(97K) goodbye.mp3(97K)

Lightning: "I thought you said you'd never come back."
Doc: "Well, I really didn't have a choice. Mater didn't get to say goodbye."
Mater: "Goodbye! Okay, I'm good."

hotsnot.wav(26K) hotsnot.mp3(26K)

Doc: "Hot snot, we are back in business!"

whatbitthem.wav(72K) whatbitthem.mp3(72K)

Doc: "Guido! Luigi! You're goin' up against professional pit crews, boys. You're gonna have to be fast."
Luigi: "The will not know what bit them!"

ontheradio.wav(64K) ontheradio.mp3(64K)

Lizzie: "Hey, Doc! Come look at this fellow on the radio. He looks just like you."

giterdone.wav(14K) giterdone.mp3(14K)

Mater: "Git-R-done!"

taughthimthat.wav(27K) taughthimthat.mp3(27K)

Mater: "I taught him that. Ka-chow!"

pitstop2.wav(12K) pitstop2.mp3(12K)

Guido: "Pit stop."

floatlikea.wav(30K) floatlikea.mp3(30K)

Doc: "Float like a Cadillac..."
Lightning: "Sting like a Beemer!"

bumpdraft.wav(73K) bumpdraft.mp3(73K)

Bob Cutlass (Bob Costas): "Darrell, is pushing on the last lap legal?"
Darrell Cartrip: "Hey, man, he's not really pushin' him. He's just givin' him a little bump draft."

waytogobuddy.wav(17K) waytogobuddy.mp3(17K)

Mater: "Way to go, buddy!"

embarrassme.wav(54K) embarrassme.mp3(54K)

Fillmore: "There's a lotta love out there, you know, man?"
Sarge: "Don't embarrass me, Fillmore."

easywiththeconfetti.wav(131K) easywiththeconfetti.mp3(131K)

Chick: "Hey, how come the only one celebrating is me, huh? Where are the girls? Bring on the confetti! (He gets pelted with confetti) Ow! Ow! Easy with the confetti. What's goin' no? Come on, snap some pictures. I gotta go sign my deal with Dinoco!"

congrats.wav(21K) congrats.mp3(21K)

Mack: "Congrats on the loss, me bucko!"

tornadotrailerpark.wav(40K) tornadotrailerpark.mp3(40K)

Mater: "I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park!"

punchme.wav(76K) punchme.mp3(76K)

Luigi: "Punch me, Guido. Punch me in the face. This is the most glorious day of my life. (He tips over.)"

ka-chow2.wav(14K) ka-chow2.mp3(14K)

Lightning: "Ka-chow!"

ohdang.wav(14K) ohdang.mp3(14K)

Mater: "Oh, dang."

toycar.wav(125K) toycar.mp3(125K)

Woody Car (Tom Hanks): "You are a toy car!"
Buzz Lightyear Car (Tim Allen): "You are a sad strange little wagon and you have my pitty. Farewell."
Woody Car: "Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, you loony!"

cutrateproduction.wav(558K) cutrateproduction.mp3(558K)

Hamm Car (John Ratzenberger): "Hey, I hate to break up the read rally, guys, but they're here! Birthday guests at three o'clock!"
Mack: "Oh, man! Whoever does the voice of that piggy truck, I'm tellin' ya, he's one great actor!"
Mike Car (Billy Crystal): "We're banished, genius! Stuck here in this wasteland without chains!"
Sullivan Truck (John Goodman): "But, Mike, the Boomobile's in trouble! She needs our help!"
Mike Car: "You're still not listening!"
Abominable Snow Plow (John Ratzenberger): "Welcome to the Himalayas! Snow cone?"
Mack: "Oh, that Abominable Snowplow is quite the comic thespian!"
Flik Car (Dave Foley): "Just get in there. Go! Go, go, go! Circus cars? How can you be circus cars?"
P.T. Flea Car (John Ratzenberger): "These are the lousiest circus cars in the world and they're gonna make me rich!"
Mack: "Wait a minute, here. They're just using the same actor over and over. What kind of a cut-rate production is this?"

fordirections.wav(128K) fordirections.mp3(128K)

Minny (Edie McClurg): "Oh, for the love of Chrysler, can we please ask someone for directions?"
Van (Richard Kind): "No! There's an on-ramp close! I know it! I can fell it! (Maniacal laughter)"