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Otto West (Kevin Kline): "How do you do Miss Leach? I'm Harvey Manfrenginsonfred. I'm with the CIA."
Wendy (Maria Aitken): "CIA?"
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Otto: "(Weezing) Okay, okay, DISAPPOINTED!"
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: "The tools are very fat. If I get sent down, It all gets handed back to cut my sentence. Now to cut my sentence even more, I could tell them who done it with me if I wasn't very happy about everything."
Otto: "What was the middle thing?"
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Otto: "Don't uh, ever ever ever call me stupid. Ok."
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Otto: "He's going to kill her. (Laughs sand someone comments) bleep off or I'll kill you, limey fruit."
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Otto: "(He's driving on the wrong side of the road and almost crashes) ASSHOLE!"
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Otto: "It's a smoke screen?"
Otto: "Double Bluff... Look, you obviously don't know anything about intelligence work lady... It's an XK Red 27 technique."
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Otto: "Oh you English are so superior aren't you... Well, would you like to know where you'd be without us the old US of A to protect you... Well, I'll tell you... The smallest bleeping province in the Russian empire... that's what."
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Archie (John Cleese): "How very interesting. You're a true Vulgarian aren't you."
Otto: "You're the Vulgarian, you bleep."
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Otto: "Don't call me stupid"
Wanda (Jamie Lee Curtis): "Oh right, to call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've known sheep that could outwhit you."
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Otto: "Apes don't read philosophy."
Wanda: "Yes they do Otto, they just don't understand it."
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Wanda: "Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Budhism is not every man for himself."
Otto: "You need..."
Wanda: "And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistekes Otto, I looked them up."
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Otto: "I'm very very very very... FUCK YOU!"
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Wanda: "Where could he be going at five to seven with that sawed off shotgun?"
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: "We did not loose Vietnam. It was a tie."
Archie: "I'm tellin' ya baby they kick you're little ass there. Boy, they wooped you're hide real good."
Otto: "No they didn't."
Archie: "Oh yes they did."
Otto: "Oh, no they didn't."
Archie: "Oh yes they did."
Otto: "Oh, no they... Shut up!"