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fw1.wav(76K) fw1.mp3(76K) fw1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Otto West (Kevin Kline): "How do you do Miss Leach? I'm Harvey Manfrenginsonfred. I'm with the CIA."
Wendy (Maria Aitken): "CIA?"
fw2.wav(86K) fw2.mp3(86K) fw2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Otto: "(Weezing) Okay, okay, DISAPPOINTED!"
fw3.wav(219K) fw3.mp3(219K) fw3.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "The tools are very fat. If I get sent down, It all gets handed back to cut my sentence. Now to cut my sentence even more, I could tell them who done it with me if I wasn't very happy about everything."
Otto: "What was the middle thing?"
fw4.wav(68K) fw4.mp3(68K) fw4.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Otto: "Don't uh, ever ever ever call me stupid. Ok."
fw5.wav(87K) fw5.mp3(87K) fw5.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Otto: "He's going to kill her. (Laughs sand someone comments) bleep off or I'll kill you, limey fruit."
fw6.wav(54K) fw6.mp3(54K) fw6.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Otto: "(He's driving on the wrong side of the road and almost crashes) ASSHOLE!"
fw7.wav(116K) fw7.mp3(116K) fw7.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Otto: "It's a smoke screen?"
Otto: "Double Bluff... Look, you obviously don't know anything about intelligence work lady... It's an XK Red 27 technique."
fw8.wav(163K) fw8.mp3(163K) fw8.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Otto: "Oh you English are so superior aren't you... Well, would you like to know where you'd be without us the old US of A to protect you... Well, I'll tell you... The smallest bleeping province in the Russian empire... that's what."
fw9.wav(68K) fw9.mp3(68K) fw9.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Archie (John Cleese): "How very interesting. You're a true Vulgarian aren't you."
Otto: "You're the Vulgarian, you bleep."
fw10.wav(98K) fw10.mp3(98K) fw10.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Otto: "Don't call me stupid"
Wanda (Jamie Lee Curtis): "Oh right, to call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've known sheep that could outwhit you."
fw11.wav(53K) fw11.mp3(53K) fw11.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Otto: "Apes don't read philosophy."
Wanda: "Yes they do Otto, they just don't understand it."
fw12.wav(141K) fw12.mp3(141K) fw12.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Wanda: "Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Budhism is not every man for himself."
Otto: "You need..."
Wanda: "And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistekes Otto, I looked them up."
fw13.wav(56K) fw13.mp3(56K) fw13.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Otto: "I'm very very very very... FUCK YOU!"
fw14.wav(42K) fw14.mp3(42K) fw14.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Wanda: "Where could he be going at five to seven with that sawed off shotgun?"
fw15.wav(202K) fw15.mp3(202K) fw15.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "We did not loose Vietnam. It was a tie."
Archie: "I'm tellin' ya baby they kick you're little ass there. Boy, they wooped you're hide real good."
Otto: "No they didn't."
Archie: "Oh yes they did."
Otto: "Oh, no they didn't."
Archie: "Oh yes they did."
Otto: "Oh, no they... Shut up!"