All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).

filthymonkey.wav(32K) filthymonkey.mp3(32K)

Mason (Conrad Vernon): "Phil, wake up, you filthy monkey."

fresh.wav(99K) fresh.mp3(99K)

Marty (Chris Rock): "Oh, I'm gonna be fresh. Straight out the ground. Tasty fresh! Freshalicious. Ziplock fresh!"

smileandwave.wav(44K) smileandwave.mp3(44K)

Skipper (Tom McGrath): "Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave."

blowthisdump.wav(271K) blowthisdump.mp3(271K)

Skipper: "Kowalski, progress report."
Kowalski (Chris Miller): "We're only 500 feet from the main sewer line."
Skipper: "And the bad news?"
Kowalski: "We've broken our last shovel."
Skipper: "Right. Rico, you're on litter patrol. We need shovels and find more Popsicle sticks. We don't want to risk another cave-in."
Private (Christopher Knights): "And me, Skipper?"
Skipper: "I want you to look cute and cuddly, private. Today we're going to blow this dump."

continent.wav(148K) continent.mp3(148K)

Skipper: "You, quadraped. Sprechen sie English?"
Marty: "I sprechen."
Skipper: "What continent is this?"
Marty: "Manhattan."
Skipper: "Hoover Dam! We're still in New York. Abort. Dive, dive, dive!"

underpants.wav(22K) underpants.mp3(22K)

Melman (David Schwimmer): "Ah! Underpants!"

tothewild.wav(64K) tothewild.mp3(64K)

Marty: "I wihed I could go to the wild!"
Alex (Ben Stiller): "The wild?! Whoa!"

badluck.wav(20K) badluck.mp3(20K)

Marty: "I told you it was bad luck."

takethetrain.wav(41K) takethetrain.mp3(41K)

Marty: "So, one could take the train? Just hypothetically."

lymedisease.wav(33K) lymedisease.mp3(33K)

Alex: "What would Connecticut have to offer us?"
Melman: "Lyme disease."

thestarisout.wav(113K) thestarisout.mp3(113K)

Alex: "Even the star is out. Not going to find a star like that in the wild."
Marty: "Helicopter."

lifeishalfover.wav(92K) lifeishalfover.mp3(92K)

Marty: "I'm ten years old. My life is half over. And I don't even know if I'm black with white stripes or white with black stripes."

nocturnal.wav(65K) nocturnal.mp3(65K)

Zoo Animal (Bob Saget): "Hey, I'm sleeping here! We're not all nocternal, you know!"
Marty: "Hey, I'll knock your turnal right off' pal."

callsomebody.wav(52K) callsomebody.mp3(52K)

Melman: "What are-- What are we gonna do? We gotta-- We gotta-- I mean, we go- we gotta call somebody!"

fastestway.wav(120K) fastestway.mp3(120K)

Alex: "What's the fastest way to Grand Central?"
Melman: "Ooh, you should take Lexington."
Gloria (Jada Pinkett Smith): "Melman!"
Melman: "Okay, we, we should take Lexington."
Alex: "What about Park?"
Melman: "No, Park goes both ways. You can't time the lights."

throwpoo.wav(89K) throwpoo.mp3(89K)

Mason: "I heard Tom Wolfe is speaking at Lincoln Center. (Phil sign at him) Well, of course we're going to throw poo at him."

freemints.wav(53K) freemints.mp3(53K)

Melman: "That room has some nifty little sinks you can wash up in, and look! Free mints!"

canishootit.wav(83K) canishootit.mp3(83K)

Police Officer (Steve Apostolina): "Yeah, yeah, that's right. A zebra. Right in fron of me. Can I shoot it."
Dispatch (???): "Negative"
Police Officer: "Then, I'm gonna need some backup."

abadkitty.wav(16K) abadkitty.mp3(16K)

Old Lady (Elisa Gabrielli): "You're a bad kitty!"

rattedout.wav(23K) rattedout.mp3(23K)

Skipper: "We've been ratted out, boys."

cuteandcuddly.wav(30K) cuteandcuddly.mp3(30K)

Skipper: "Cute and cuddly, boy. Cute and cuddly."

flingitnow.wav(24K) flingitnow.mp3(24K)

Mason: "If you have any poo, fling it now."

reallywierd.wav(100K) reallywierd.mp3(100K)

Alex: "Wow, whoo! I feel really, really wierd. Hey, oh, I love you guys."

zootransfer.wav(168K) zootransfer.mp3(168K)

Alex: "It's a transfer. It's a zoo transfer."
Melman: "Zoo transfer?! Oh, no. No, no, I can't be transferred. I have an appointment with Dr. Goldberg at 5:00."
Gloria, Alex and Marty: "Melman."
Melman: "There are prescriptions that have to be filled. No other zoo could afford my medical care."
Marty: "Calm down, Melman."
Melman: "And I am not ging HMO."

oldercode.wav(50K) oldercode.mp3(50K)

Skipper: "Progress report."
Kowalski: "It's an older code, Skipper. I can't make it out."

canyouread.wav(220K) canyouread.mp3(220K)

Skipper: "You, higher mammal. Can you read?"
Mason: "No. Phil can read, though. Phil. Ship to Kenya. Wildlife preserve. Africa!"
Skipper: "Africa? That ain't gonna fly."

africa.wav(24K) africa.mp3(24K)

Skipper: "Africa? That ain't gonna fly."

knowthecodes.wav(80K) knowthecodes.mp3(80K)

Skipper: "Status."
Private: "It's no good, Skipper. I don't know the codes."
Skipper: "Don't give me excuses. Give me results!"

gelmanregiskelly.wav(131K) gelmanregiskelly.mp3(131K)

Alex: "Marty, Melman, Gloria. Gloria, Melman, Marty. Marty, Gelman, Gloria. Marty, Melman, Morty, Morty, Gelman, Regis Kelly. Matt, Katie, Al."

getmeout.wav(30K) getmeout.mp3(30K)

Melman: "Get me out of this thing, right now!"

itsgloria.wav(226K) itsgloria.mp3(226K)

Alex: "Giraffe, corner pocket!"
Melman: "Wait, wait!"
Alex: "Here goes nothing!"
Melman: "Wait, no, come on! Wait, wait, wait, wait."
Alex: "Hold still!"
Melman: "Wait, wait, wait, wait."
Alex: "Hold still."
Melman: "Wait, Alex!"
Alex: "No, no, come on. Come on."
Melman: "Here I come!"
Alex: "Look! Look! Look! Look! It's Gloria. It's Gloria! Oh, hey, it is Gloria. (He passes out)"

sandiegozoo.wav(300K) sandiegozoo.mp3(300K)

Gloria: "We're all here together, safe and sound."
Melman: "Yeah, here we are. Where exactly is here? San Diego."
Gloria: "San Diego?"
Melman: "White sandy beaches, cleverly simulated natural environment, wide-open enclosures. I'm telling you, this could be the San Diego Zoo. Complete with fake rocks. (He taps a rock with his hoof) Wow, that looks real."

allyourclones.wav(193K) allyourclones.mp3(193K)

Alex: "San Diego? What could be worse than San Diego?"
Marty: "I don't know. This place is crackalacking! Oh, I could hang here. I could hang here."
Alex: "I'm gonna kill you, Marty!"
Marty: "Take it easy! Take it easy!"
Alex: "I'm gonna strangle you."
Marty: "Calm down."
Alex: "Then bury you, dig you up and clone you and kill all your clones."

shushme.wav(127K) shushme.mp3(127K)

Marty: "You want me to say that I'm sorry? Is that what you want? Okay, I'm..."
Alex: "Shh!"
Marty: "He just shushed me."
Gloria: "Marty, look, you've got te be just a little bit more und..."
Alex: "Shh!"
Marty: "Don't yau shush me."

itsgas.wav(63K) itsgas.mp3(63K)

Gloria: "Smiles, everyone. Let's get it together. Is that the best you can do, Melman?"
Melman: "Oh, I'm not smiling. It's gas."

californiaanimals.wav(85K) californiaanimals.mp3(85K)

Gloria: "It's not people. It's anials."
Melman: "California animals. Dude."
Marty: "This is like a Puffy party."

healthcode.wav(102K) healthcode.mp3(102K)

Gloria: "What kind of zoo is this?"
Melman: "I just saw 26 blatant health code violations."
Marty: "I'm loving San Diego. This place is off the chizain."
Melman: "Twenty-seven."

chipsanddip.wav(20K) chipsanddip.mp3(20K)

Marty: "We should have brought chips and dip!"

savagealiens.wav(200K) savagealiens.mp3(200K)

Mort (Andy Richter): "King Julien, what are they? What are they?!"
King Julien (Sacha Baron Cohen): "They are aliens. Savage aliens from the savage future."
Maurice (Cedric the Entertainer): "They've come to kill us. And take our women. And our precious metals."
Julien: "Get up, Mort. Do not be near the king's feet, okay?"

werehiding.wav(85K) werehiding.mp3(85K)

Julien: "Shh. Shh. We're hiding. Be quiet, everyone. Including me. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me agien."

theyaresavages.wav(43K) theyaresavages.mp3(43K)

Mort: "They are savages. Tonight we die."

reasonabledistance.wav(33K) reasonabledistance.mp3(33K)

Melman: "They are so cute from a reasonable distance."

bunchofpansies.wav(32K) bunchofpansies.mp3(32K)

Julien: "They are just a bunch of pansies."

meetthepansies.wav(58K) meetthepansies.mp3(58K)

Julien: "Come on, everybody. Let's go and meet the pansies!"

hesgotstyle.wav(14K) hesgotstyle.mp3(14K)

Marty: "He's got style!"

itsasquirrel.wav(64K) itsasquirrel.mp3(64K)

Alex: "What is he, like, king of the guinea pigs?"
Melman: "I think it's a squirrel."

giantpansies.wav(39K) giantpansies.mp3(39K)

Julien: "Welcome, giant pansies!"

ourlimbsoff.wav(179K) ourlimbsoff.mp3(179K)

Julien: "The fossa. They are always annoying us by tresspassing, interrupting our parties and ripping or limbs off."
Alex: "Yeah, sounds good. We're just, uh-- We're just trying to find out where the people are, so if you could, uh..."
Maurice: "Oh, my. What big teeth you have. Man!"
Julien: "Shame on you, Maurice. Can you not see that you have insulted the freak?"

thefreak.wav(64K) thefreak.mp3(64K)

Maurice: "What big teeth you have. Man!"
Julien: "Shame on you, Maurice. Can you not see that you have insulted the freak?"

whotheheckareyou.wav(33K) whotheheckareyou.mp3(33K)

Julien: "You must tell me, who the heck are you?"

yougiantsfrom.wav(123K) yougiantsfrom.mp3(123K)

Maurice: "And just where are you giants from?"
Alex: "We're from New York and, uh, we..."
Julien: "All hail the New York giants!"
All the lemurs: "New York giants!"

newyorkgiants.wav(54K) newyorkgiants.mp3(54K)

Julien: "All hail the New York Giants!"

onlydeadones.wav(251K) onlydeadones.mp3(251K)

Melman: "Hey, the bozos have the people."
Alex: "Oh, well, great. Good, phew."
Julien: "They're up there. (He points to a skeleton tangled in a parachute) Don't you love the people? Not a very lively bunch, though."
Alex: "Oh, wow. So do you have any live people?"
Julien: "Uh, no. Only dead ones."

whowipes.wav(164K) whowipes.mp3(164K)

Alex: "Whoa, hold up there a second, fuzzbucket. You mean like, uh, the 'live in a mud hut, wipe yourself with a leaf' type wild?"
Julien: "Who wipes?"
Gloria: "Oy vey."
Julien: "Oy vey!"
Maurice: "Oy vey, everybody."
All the lemurs: "Oy vey!"

fuzzbucket.wav(27K) fuzzbucket.mp3(27K)

Alex: "Whoa, hold up there a second, fuzzbucket."

getmeoutofhere.wav(13K) getmeoutofhere.mp3(13K)

Alex: "Get me out of here!"

naturegetitoff.wav(116K) naturegetitoff.mp3(116K)

Melman: "Ah! Nature! It's all over me! Get it off! I can't see! I can't see! I can see! Ah! (He buries his head in the sand)"

icecoldsushi.wav(49K) icecoldsushi.mp3(49K)

Skipper: "Well, boys, It's gonna be ice-cold sushi for breakfast."

fire.wav(298K) fire.mp3(298K)

Alex: "Now, rub, Melman!"
Melman: "I've been doing... I can't. I can't. I can't doit. I ju... I can't do it! (He accidentally makes fire) Fire. Fire. Fire! Fire! (laughs maniacly) Oh my. Fire! Ah! Fire! (Screaming) Ah!"

ontheirface.wav(90K) ontheirface.mp3(90K)

Gloria: "Jump! Alex, jump! Don't worry, cats always land on their... face? Man, what kind of cat are you?"

darnyoualltoheck.wav(102K) darnyoualltoheck.mp3(102K)

Alex: "You maniac! You burned it up! Darn you! Darn you all to heck!"

funsidenow.wav(20K) funsidenow.mp3(20K)

Melman: "Can we go to the fun side now?"

likedthemfirst.wav(115K) likedthemfirst.mp3(115K)

Willie (Cody Cameron): "I like them."
Mort: "I like them. I liked them first. Before I even met them I liked them."
Julien: "Yes, yes."
Mort: "I liked them right away. You hate them compared to how much I like them."
Julien: "Oh, shut up. You're so annoying!"

soannoying.wav(19K) soannoying.mp3(19K)

Julien: "Oh, shut up. You're so annoying!"

mygeniusplan.wav(283K) mygeniusplan.mp3(283K)

Julien: "So, my genius plan is this. We will make the New York giants our friends and keep them close. Then, with Mr. Alex protecting us, will be safe and never have to worry about the dreaded fossa ever again. I thought of that. I thought of that. Yes, me, I did."

heebiedabajeebies.wav(39K) heebiedabajeebies.mp3(39K)

Maurice: "I'm telling you, that dude just gives me the heebiedabajeebies."

raiseyourhand.wav(64K) raiseyourhand.mp3(64K)

Julien: "Maurice, you did not raise your hand. Therefore, your heinous coment will be stricken from the record."

heebiejeebies.wav(56K) heebiejeebies.mp3(56K)

Julien: "Does anyone else have the heebie-jeebies? No? Good! So shut up."

likeacookie.wav(31K) likeacookie.mp3(31K)

Julien: "Now, who would like a cookie?"

helicopters.wav(93K) helicopters.mp3(93K)

Gloria: "(Looking up at the stars) Wow, would you look at that."
Alex: "It's like billions and billions of helicopters."

ifitkillsme.wav(132K) ifitkillsme.mp3(132K)

Marty: "It's a shooting star. Make a wish, quick!"
Alex: "Ooh! How about a thick, jucy steak?"
Marty: "You know what, Alex? I promise you I'm gonna find you a steak tomorrow if it kills me."

goingtotake.wav(49K) goingtotake.mp3(49K)

Julien: "How long is this going to take?!"

wellthissucks.wav(93K) wellthissucks.mp3(93K)

Private: "Well, this sucks."

wakeupmralex.wav(168K) wakeupmralex.mp3(168K)

Julien: "Wake up, Mr. Alex. Wake up, Mr. Alex. Rise and shining. Wakey-waking, Mr. Alex! Wake up! Alex! You suck your thumb?"

giantfreaks.wav(39K) giantfreaks.mp3(39K)

Julien: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
Melman: "Who built a forest?"
Julien: "Don't be alarmed, giant freaks!"

cornerofheaven.wav(63K) cornerofheaven.mp3(63K)

Julien: "While you were asleep, we simply took you to our little corner of heaven."

madagascar.wav(80K) madagascar.mp3(80K)

Julien: "Welcome to Madagascar."
Marty: "Mada-who-ah?"
Gloria: "What?"
Julien: "No, not, whooha. Ascar."

notabadview.wav(27K) notabadview.mp3(27K)

Julien: "Look at that, that's not a bad view."

milehigh.wav(85K) milehigh.mp3(85K)

Alex: "I feel like a mile-high pastrami on re on the fly from the deli in the sky! (Roars weakly) Let's go wild!"

ihaveacrown.wav(101K) ihaveacrown.mp3(101K)

Julien: "See, if he is the king, then where is his crown? I've got a crown. Got a very nice one. And it's here on my head. Look at it. Have I got it on?"

bitingmybutt.wav(44K) bitingmybutt.mp3(44K)

Marty: "Excuse me, you're biting my butt."

onthebuttocks.wav(183K) onthebuttocks.mp3(183K)

Marty: "What the heck is wrong with you? Why'd you bite me?"
Maurice: "Man, it's because you are his dinner."
Melman: "What?"
Gloria: "Excuse me?"
Melman: "That's dumb."
Julien: "Come, come, Maurice. What is a simple bite on the buttocks among friends? Here, give me a nibble."

allislost.wav(91K) allislost.mp3(91K)

Julien: "Okey-dokey, Maurice, I admit it. The plan failed. All is lost! We are all doomed."

gobbleus.wav(136K) gobbleus.mp3(136K)

Julien: "All is lost! We are all doomed. The fossas will come back and gobble us with their mouths... because... we are all steak."
Mort: "I'm steak, me, me, me, me, me."

goingsavage.wav(27K) goingsavage.mp3(27K)

Mort: "He's going savage."

runforyourlives.wav(15K) runforyourlives.mp3(15K)

Julien: "Run for your lives!"

morelikeit.wav(32K) morelikeit.mp3(32K)

Skipper: "Now, this is more like it."

thepeople.wav(159K) thepeople.mp3(159K)

Gloria: "You? Oh, ma... Where are the people?"
Skipper: "WE killed them and ate their livers... Got you, didn't I? Just kidding, doll, the people are fine. They're on a slow lifeboat to China."

jobtodo.wav(58K) jobtodo.mp3(58K)

Skipper: "Well, boys, our mono chromatic friends in danger. Looks like we have a job to do."

privatewontsurvive.wav(157K) privatewontsurvive.mp3(157K)

Skipper: "Captain's log: Embarking into hostile environment. Kowalski, we'll need to win the hearts and the minds of the natives. Rico, we'll need special tactical equipment. We're going to face extreme peril. The private probably won't survive. (The private snaps off the end of the crayon)"

hespsychotic.wav(15K) hespsychotic.mp3(15K)

Melman: "He's psychotic!"

iamveryclever.wav(206K) iamveryclever.mp3(206K)

Julien: "I did it! Give me some love! The plan worked! The plan worked! I am very clever! I'm the one, baby! Come on. Time to robot. I am very clever king. I am super genius. I am robot king of the monkey things. Compute, compute."

enoughstopit.wav(13K) enoughstopit.mp3(13K)

Julien: "Enough, stop it!"

soshutup.wav(82K) soshutup.mp3(82K)

Julien: "Yes, yes, but before you leave, I have an announcement to make. So shut up, everyone, please. Thank you."

brainthings.wav(107K) brainthings.mp3(107K)

Julien: "After much deep and profound brain things inside my head, I have decided to thank you for bringing peace to our home."

partinggift.wav(157K) partinggift.mp3(157K)

Julien: "And to make you feel good, I'm going to give you this lovely parting gift."
Alex: "No, I couldn't. Really, I can't take your crown."
Julien: "That's okay, I've got a bigger crown. It's got a gecko on it. Look at him shake. Go, Stevie, go!"

fuzzbuckets.wav(17K) fuzzbuckets.mp3(17K)

Alex: "Bye, little fuzzbuckets."

byebye.wav(123K) byebye.mp3(123K)

Julien: "Okay, bye-bye, now."
Marty: "Arrivederci."
Julien: "Bye-bye."
Maurice: "Toodle-oo!"
Julien: "See you later, crocodile. Maurice, my arm is tired. Wave it for me. Faster, you naughty little monkey."

cheapmeds.wav(153K) cheapmeds.mp3(153K)

Alex: "Why rush? Maybe we could make a few stops along the way."
Marty: "Maybe Paris."
Gloria: "Ooh, you just read my mind."
Alex: "I was thinking Spain."
Marty: "Yeah, run with the bulls."
Gloria: "What about Fiji?"
Melman: "Ooh, Canada! Can we? Cheap meds. Huh?"

boatsoutofgas.wav(113K) boatsoutofgas.mp3(113K)

Private: "Skipper, don't you think we should tell them the boat's out of gas?"
Skipper: "Nah, just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave."

iliketomoveitmoveit.wav(1750K) iliketomoveitmoveit.mp3(1750K)

King Julien and the Lemurs: "("I Like To Move It, Move It" Written by Erick Morillo & Mark Quashie Performed by Reel 2 Real featuring Mad Stuntman)"