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leader.wav(312K) leader.mp3(312K) leader.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ulysses Everett McGill (George Clooney): "Well, all right. If we take off through that bayou..."
Pete (John Turturro): "Wait a minute. Who elected you leader of this outfit?"
Everett: "Well, Pete, I figured it should be the one with the capacity for abstract thought. But if that ain't the concensus view, then hell, let's put it to a vote."
Pete: "Suits me! I'm votin' for yours truly."
Everett: "Well, I'm votin' for yours truly, too."
Delmar O'Donnell (Tim Blake Nelson): "Okay, I'm with you fellas."


work.wav(179K) work.mp3(179K) work.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Delmar: "You work for the railroad, do you, Grampa?"
Blind Seer on Handcar (Lee Weaver): "I work for no man."
Pete: "Got a name, do you?"
Blind Seer on Handcar: "I have no name."
Everett: "Well, that right there may be the reason you've had dificulty finding gainful employment. You see, in the mart of competitive commerce..."


fortune.wav(750K) fortune.mp3(750K) fortune.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Blind Seer on Handcar: "You seek a great fortune, you three who are now in chains. You will find a fortune, though it will not be the fortune you seek. But first... first you must travel a long and difficult road, a road fraught with peril. Mm-hmm. You shall see thangs, wonderful to tell. You shall see a... a cow... on the roof of a cotton house, ha. And, oh, so many startlements. I cannot tell you how long this road shall be, but fear not the obstacles in your path, for fate has vouchsafed your reward. Though the road may wind, yea, your hearts grow weary, still shall ye follow them, even unto your salvation."


treasure.wav(318K) treasure.mp3(318K) treasure.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Everett: "The treasure is still there boys, believe me."
Delmar: "But how'd he know about the treasure?"
Everett: "I don't know, Delmar. The blind are reputed to possess sensitivities compensating for their lack of sight, even to the point of developing paranormal psychic powers. Now, clearly seeing into the future would fall into neatly into that category; its not so surprising then that an organism deprived of its earthly vision..."
Pete: "He said we wouldn't get get it. He said we wouldn't get the treasure we seek on account of our obstacles."
Everett: "Well what the hell does he know? He's an ignorant old man."


runnoft.wav(57K) runnoft.mp3(57K) runnoft.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Washington 'Wash' Bartholomew Hogwallop (Frank Collison): "Mrs. Hogwallop up and R-U-N-N-O-F-T."




howsmyhair.wav(33K) howsmyhair.mp3(33K) howsmyhair.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Lawman: "All right, boys."
Everett: "Uhh, how's my hair?"


tightspot.wav(72K) tightspot.mp3(72K) tightspot.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Lawman: "It's the authorities! We got you surrounded."
Everett: "Damn, we're in a tight spot."


tightspot2.wav(24K) tightspot2.mp3(24K) tightspot2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Everett: "Damn, we're in a tight spot."


tightspot3.wav(17K) tightspot3.mp3(17K) tightspot3.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Everett: "Damn, we're in a tight spot."


tightspot4.wav(63K) tightspot4.mp3(63K) tightspot4.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Lawman: "You boys is leaving us no choice but to smoke you out."
Everett: "Damn, we're in a tight spot."


pomade.wav(276K) pomade.mp3(276K) pomade.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Everett: "Hold on now, I don't want this Pomade. I want Dapper Dan."
Pomade Vendor (Millford Fortenberry): "I don't carry Dapper Dan, I carry Fop."
Everett: "Well, I don't want Fop, bleepdamnit! I'm a Dapper Dan man!"
Pomade Vendor: "Watch your language young fella. This is a public market. Now, if you want Dapper Dan, I can order it for you. Have it in a couple of weeks."
Everett: "Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere. Forget it. Just a dozen hair nets."


onehorse.wav(53K) onehorse.mp3(53K) onehorse.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Everett: "Well, didn't like a one-horse town, but try to find a decent hair jelly."


stolefrom.wav(160K) stolefrom.mp3(160K) stolefrom.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Pete: "You stole from my kin!"
Everett: "Who was fixin' to betray us."
Pete: "You didn't know that at the time."
Everett: "So I borrowed it until I did know."
Pete: "That don't make no sense!"
Everett: "Pete, it's a fool, looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart."


gopher.wav(291K) gopher.mp3(291K) gopher.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Delmar: "Care for some gopher?"
Everett: "No thank you, Delmar. A third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without beddin' her back down."
Delmar: "Oh, you can have the whole thing. Me and Pete already had one. We ran across a whole gopher village."


letsgodown.wav(246K) letsgodown.mp3(246K) letsgodown.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "A short clip of "Down to the River to Pray" Performed by Alison Krauss."


beensaved.wav(479K) beensaved.mp3(479K) beensaved.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Pete: "Well I'll be a sonofabitch. Delmar's been saved."
Delmar: "Well that's it, boys. I've been redeemed. The preacher's done warshed away all my sins and transgressions. It's the straight and narrow from here on out, and heaven everlasting's my reward."
Everett: "Delmar, what are you talking about? We've got bigger fish to fry."
Delmar: "The preacher said all my sins is warshed away, including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo."
Everett: "I thought you said you was innocent of those charges?"
Delmar: "Well I was lyin'. And the preacher said that that sin's been warshed away too. Neither God nor man's got nothin' on me now. C'mon in boys, the water is fine."


absolved.wav(168K) absolved.mp3(168K) absolved.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Pete: "The Preacher said it absolved us."
Everett: "For him, not for the law. I'm surprised at you, Pete, I gave you credit for more brains than Delmar."
Delmar: "But they was witnesses that seen us redeemed."
Everett: "That's not the issue Delmar. Even if that did put you square with the Lord, the State of Mississippi's a little more hard-nosed."


thesmell.wav(121K) thesmell.mp3(121K) thesmell.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Pete: "Hell, at least it would have washed away the stink of that Pomade."
Everett: "Join you two ignorant fools in a rediculous superstition, thank you anyway. And I like the smell of my hair treatment; the pleasing odor is half the point."


hammers.wav(23K) hammers.mp3(23K) hammers.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Everett: "You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers."


sellmysoul.wav(321K) sellmysoul.mp3(321K) sellmysoul.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Delmar: "What are you doin' out in the middle of nowhere?"
Tommy Johnson (Chris Thomas King): "Well, I had to be at that there crossroads last midnight. Sell my soul to the devil."
Everett: "Well' ain't i a small world, spiritually speakin'. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated."
Delmar: "This ain't no laughing matter, Everett."
Everett: "What'd the devil give you for your soul, Tommy?"
Tommy Johnson: "Well, he taught me how to play this here guitar real good."
Delmar: "Oh, son, for that you traded your everlasting soul?"
: "Well, I wasn't usin' it."


thedevil.wav(277K) thedevil.mp3(277K) thedevil.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Pete: "I've always wondered, what's the devil look like?"
Everett: "Well, of course, there are all manner of lesser imps and demons, Pete, but the great Satan hisself is red and scaly with a biffurcated tail, and he carries a hay fork."
Tommy Johnson: "Oh, no. No, sir. He's white. As white as you folks. With empty eys and a big, hollow voice. He loved to travel around with a mean old hound."


intoacan.wav(478K) intoacan.mp3(478K) intoacan.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Everett: "Uh, we hear that you pay good money to sing into a can."
Lund, Manager WEZY Radio (Stephen Root): "Well, that all depends. You boys do Negro songs?"
Everett: "Um... well, uh, sir, we are Negroes. All except for our accomp... our accomp... Uh, the fella that plays the guitar."
Lund, Manager WEZY Radio: "Yeah, well, I don't record Negro songs. No, I'm lookin' for some old-timey material. You see, people can't seem to get enough of it since we started broadcasting it on The Pappy O'Daniel Flour Hour, so thank you for stopping by, but..."
Everett: "Sir, uh, the Soggy Bottom Boys have been steeped in old-timey material. Heck, we're silly with it, ain't we, boys?"
Pete: "That's right."
Delmar: "That's right. We ain't really Negroes."
Pete: "All except for our accompanist."


hotdamn.wav(31K) hotdamn.mp3(31K) hotdamn.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Everett: "Hot damn, son, I believe you did sell your soul to the devil!"


mightyfine.wav(56K) mightyfine.mp3(56K) mightyfine.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Lund, Manager WEZY Radio: "Whooooeee! Boy, that was a mighty fine a-pickin' and a-singin'!"


tellintales.wav(142K) tellintales.mp3(142K) tellintales.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Delmar: "Hey, mister, I don't mean to be tillin' tales out of school, but there's a fella in there who'll pay you $10 if you sing into his can."
Governor Menelaus 'Pappy' O'Daniel (Charles Durning): "I'm not here yo make a record, you dumb cracker. They broadcast me out on the radio."


politickin.wav(123K) politickin.mp3(123K) politickin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Junior O'Daniel (Del Pentecost): "Well, ain't you gonna press the flesh, Pappy? Do a little politickin'?"
Pappy O'Daniel: "I'll press your flesh, you dimwhitted sumbitch. You don't tell your pappy how to court the electorate. We ain't on-at-a-timin' here. We're mass communicatin'!"


hardtime.wav(682K) hardtime.mp3(682K) hardtime.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "A short clip of "Hard Time Killing Floor Blues" Performed by Chris Thomas King"


million.wav(90K) million.mp3(90K) million.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Pete: "Million dollars."
Everett: "Million-point-two."
Delmar: "500,000 each."
Everett: "400, Delmar."


maitred.wav(390K) maitred.mp3(390K) maitred.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Everett: "Pete, what are you gonna do with your share of the treasure?"
Pete: "Go out west somewhere. Open a fine restaurant. I'm gonna be the maitre d'. Greet all the swells. Go to work everyday in a bow tie, tuxedo. And all the staff say "Yes, sir" and "No, sir" and "in a jify, Pete." And all my meals for free."


forclosin.wav(253K) forclosin.mp3(253K) forclosin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Everett: "What about you, Delmar? What are you gonna do with your share of that dough?"
Delmar: "I'm gonna visit them foreclosein' son of a guns down at the Indianola Savings and Loan. Slap that money on the barrel head and buy back the family farm. You ain't no kind of man if you ain't got land."


foundour.wav(23K) foundour.mp3(23K) foundour.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Everett: "Damn, they found our car."


skedaddle.wav(26K) skedaddle.mp3(26K) skedaddle.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Delmar: "Damn, we got to skedaddle."


creepup.wav(41K) creepup.mp3(41K) creepup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Everett: "Left my pomade in the car. Maybe I can creep up."


lookatme.wav(277K) lookatme.mp3(277K) lookatme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Pete: "Ain't noone gonna pick up three flithy, unshaved hitchhikers. And one of them a know it all who can't keep his trap shut."
Everett: "Pete, the personal rancor reflected in that remark I don't intend to dignify with comment. But I would like to address your general attitude of hopeless negativism. Consider the lilies of the bleepdamn field. Or, hell, take a look at Delmar here as your paradigm of hope."
Delmar: "Yeah. Look at me."


rancor.wav(45K) rancor.mp3(45K) rancor.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Everett: "Pete, the personal rancor reflected in that remark I don't intend to dignify with comment."


walterppk.wav(82K) walterppk.mp3(82K) walterppk.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

George 'Baby Face' Nelson (Michael Badalucco): "Any of you boys know your way around a Walther P.P.K.?"
Delmar: "Well' see, that's where we can,t help you. I don't believe it's in Mississippi."


cows.wav(47K) cows.mp3(47K) cows.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

George 'Baby Face' Nelson: "Cows. I hate cows worse than coppers."


drawers.wav(83K) drawers.mp3(83K) drawers.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

George 'Baby Face' Nelson: "Okay, folks, hold the applause and drop your drawers. I'm George Nelson, and I'm here to sack the city Itta Bena!"


slaponeon.wav(163K) slaponeon.mp3(163K) slaponeon.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Lund, Manager WEZY Radio: "Aw, shh shh. Hang on! I'm gonna slap one on here. Folks, here's my cousin Ezra's niece, Eudora from out of Greenwood, doin' a little number with her cousin Tom-Tom, which I predict you gonna enjoy thoroughly."


seenem1st.wav(48K) seenem1st.mp3(48K) seenem1st.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Everett: "Ain't you gonna introduce us, Pete?"
Pete: "I don't know their names. I seen 'em first!"


myhair.wav(10K) myhair.mp3(10K) myhair.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Everett: "My hair."


hornytoad.wav(171K) hornytoad.mp3(171K) hornytoad.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Delmar: "(He Screams at the top of his lungs.)"
Everett: "What the... Delmar, what the heck's got into you?"
Delmar: "Can't you see it, Everett? Them Sirens did this to Pete. They loved him up and turned him into a... horny toad."


whatarewe.wav(14K) whatarewe.mp3(14K) whatarewe.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Delmar: "What are we gonna do?"


notsure.wav(97K) notsure.mp3(97K) notsure.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Everett: "I,m not sure that's Pete."
Delmar: "Of course it's Pete. Look at him. We got to find some kind of wizard can change him back."


fornicate.wav(193K) fornicate.mp3(193K) fornicate.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Delmar: "I just don't think it's right keeping him under wraps like we was ashamed of him."
Everett: "Well, if it is Pete, I am ashamed of him. The way I see it, he got what he deserved. Fornicating with some whore of Babylon. These things don,t happen for no reason, Delmar. It's obviously some kind of judgement on Pete's character."
Delmar: "Well, the two of us was fixin' to fornicate."


proposition.wav(34K) proposition.mp3(34K) proposition.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Big Dan Teague (John Goodman): "I like your style, young man, so I'm gonna propose you a proposition."


reform.wav(480K) reform.mp3(480K) reform.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Pappy O"Daniel: "We need a shot in the arm. You hear me boys? In the bleepdamn arm! Election held tomorrw, that son of bitch Stokes would win it in a walk!"
Junior O'Daniel: "Well' he's the reform candidate, Daddy."
Pappy O"Daniel: "Yeah."
Junior O'Daniel: "A lot of people like that reform. Maybe we should get us some."
Pappy O"Daniel: "I'll reform you, you soft-headed son of a bitch. How we gonna run reform when we're the damn incumbent? Is that the best idea you boys can come up with? Reform?! Weepin' jesus on the cross. Thta's it! You may as well start drafting my concession speach right now."
Pappy's Staff: "Okay, Pappy."
Pappy O"Daniel: "I,m just making a point you stupid son of a bitch. Give me back that hat! Hurry up!"
Pappy's Staff: "Pappy's just makin' a point."
Pappy O"Daniel: "Shut up!"


fricassee.wav(81K) fricassee.mp3(81K) fricassee.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Big Dan Teague: "Thank you boys for throwin' in that fricassee. I'm a man of large appetite, and even with lunch under my belt, I was feelin' a mite peckish."
Everett: "It's our pleasure, Big Dan."


hiatus.wav(124K) hiatus.mp3(124K) hiatus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Big Dan Teague: "Thank you as well for the conversational haitus. I generally refrain from speach during gustation. There are those who attempt both at the same time. I find it coarse and vulgar."


salutyou.wav(67K) salutyou.mp3(67K) salutyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Big Dan Teague: "Where were we?"
Delmar: "Making money in the lord's service."
Big Dan Teague: "You don't say much my friend, but when you do it's to the point, and I salute you for it."


tutorial.wav(202K) tutorial.mp3(202K) tutorial.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Big Dan Teague: "That's why I invited y'all out here for this advanced tutorial. (BiG Dan Whacks Delmar a good one across the head.)"
Everett: "What's going on, Big Dan?"
Big Dan Teague: "It's all about the money boys. That's it! Gol... durned... money! (All the while thumpin' Delmar.)"
Everett: "I don't get it, Big Dan."
Big Dan Teague: "Raah! (Then Big Dan turns on Everett and gives him one on the noggin.)"


endoflesson.wav(119K) endoflesson.mp3(119K) endoflesson.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Big Dan Teague: "End of lesson. So long, boys. Hee hee hee. See ya in the funny papers. Y'all have seen the end of Big Dan Teague."


funnypapers.wav(15K) funnypapers.mp3(15K) funnypapers.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Big Dan Teague: "See ya in the funny papers."


whelp.wav(40K) whelp.mp3(40K) whelp.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Lawman: "Talk you unreconstructed whelp of a whore!"


yourflesh.wav(85K) yourflesh.mp3(85K) yourflesh.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Lawman: "Where they headed?"
Pete: "(Pete gets whipped.) Aah!"
Lawman: "Your screams ain't gonna save your flesh. (Whipped again.) Only your tngue is, boy."


sunnyside.wav(275K) sunnyside.mp3(275K) sunnyside.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "A short clip of "Keep on the Sunny Side" Performed by The Whites."


afford.wav(150K) afford.mp3(150K) afford.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Gubernatorial Candidate Homer Stokes (Wayne Duvall): "The great state of Mississippi con not afford four more years of Pappy O'Daniel. Four more years of cronyism! Nepotism! Rascalism! Of service to the interests!"


choice.wav(107K) choice.mp3(107K) choice.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer Stokes: "The choice, she's a clear 'un. Pappy O'Daniel, slave of the interests. Homer Stokes, servent of the little man."


flourmill.wav(35K) flourmill.mp3(35K) flourmill.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer Stokes: "It's gonna be back to the flour mill, Pappy!"


daddy.wav(624K) daddy.mp3(624K) daddy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Wharvey Gal 3 (Lindsey Miller): "He ain't our daddy."
Everett: "Hell, I ain't. What's this Wharvey gals? Your names McGill."
Wharvey Gal 2 (Marianna Breland): "No, sir. Not since you got hit by that train."
Everett: "What are you talking about? I wasn't hit by any train."
Wharvey Gal 3: "Mama says you was hit by a train."
Wharvey Gal 2: "Blooey!"
Wharvey Gal 1 (Georgia Rae Rainer): "Nothin' left."
Wharvey Gal 3: "Just a grease spot on the L & N."
Everett: "Damn it, I wasn't hit by any train!"
Wharvey Gal 1: "That's why Mama's got us back to Wharvey."
Wharvey Gal 3: "That's her maiden name."
Wharvey Gal 2: "You got a maiden name, Daddy?"
Everett: "No, Daddy don't have a maiden name. See..."
Wharvey Gal 1: "That's your misfortune."
Wharvey Gal 2: "That's right, and now Mama's got a new beau."
Wharvey Gal 3: "He's a suitor."
Everett: "Yeah, I heard about that."
Wharvey Gal 1: "Mama says he's bona fide."
Everett: "Mmm, he give her a ring?"
Wharvey Gal 2: "Yes, sir. A big 'un."
Wharvey Gal 3: "Lot of gems."
Wharvey Gal 1: "Mama checked it."
Wharvey Gal 2: "It's bona fide."
Wharvey Gal 3: "He's a suitor."
Everett: "What's his name?"
Wharvey Gal 3: "Vernon T. Waldrip."
Wharvey Gal 2: "Uncle Vernon."
Wharvey Gal 1: "Till tomorrow."
Wharvey Gal 3: "Then he's gonna be Daddy."
Everett: "I am the only daddy you got. I am the damn paterfamilias."
Wharvey Gal 2: "But you ain't bona fide."


suitor.wav(13K) suitor.mp3(13K) suitor.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Wharvey Gal 3: "He's a suitor."


paterfamilias.wav(40K) paterfamilias.mp3(40K) paterfamilias.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Everett: "I am the only daddy you got. I am the damn paterfamilias."


whytrain.wav(184K) whytrain.mp3(184K) whytrain.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Everett: "Why are you telling our gals I was hit by a train?"
Penny Wharvey McGill (Holly Hunter): "Lots of respectable people been hit by trains. Judge Hobby over in Cookville was hit by a train. What was I supposed to tell 'em, that you were sent to the penal farm and I divorced you from shame?"
Everett: "I take your paint. But it does put me in a damned awkward position vis a vis my progeny."


yourdaddy.wav(132K) yourdaddy.mp3(132K) yourdaddy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Everett: "And I have traveled many a weary mile to be back with my wife and my six daughters."
Alvanelle: "Seven, Daddy!"
Penny Wharvey McGill: "That ain't your daddy, Alvanelle. Your daddy was hit by a train."


bonafide.wav(89K) bonafide.mp3(89K) bonafide.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Penny Wharvey McGill: "Vernon here's got a job. Vernon's got prospects. He's bona fide. What are you?"
Everett: "I'll tell you what I am. I'm the paterfamilias."


bythattrain.wav(126K) bythattrain.mp3(126K) bythattrain.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Penny Wharvey McGill: "Vernon can support 'em and buy 'em lessons on the clarinet. The only good thing you did for the gals was get hit by that train!"
Everett: "Why, you lying unconstant succubus."


swearat.wav(86K) swearat.mp3(86K) swearat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Vernon T. Waldrip (Ray McKinnon): "Whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't swear at my fiancee!"
Everett: "Oh, yeah? Well, you can't marry my wife!"


woolsworth.wav(20K) woolsworth.mp3(20K) woolsworth.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Woolworths Manager (John McConnell): "And stay out of the "Woolsworth"!"


nevertrust.wav(197K) nevertrust.mp3(197K) nevertrust.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Everett: "Deceitfur, two-faced she-wolf. Never trust a female, Delmar. Remember that one simple precept and your time with me will not have been ill-spent."
Delmar: "Okay, Everett."
Everett: ""Hit by a train." Truth means nothing to a woman, Delmar. Triumph of the subjective."


women.wav(58K) women.mp3(58K) women.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Everett: "Believe me, Delmar, a woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man."


figuredyou.wav(64K) figuredyou.mp3(64K) figuredyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Delmar: "Everett, I never figured you for a paterfamilias."
Everett: "Ohh, yes. I have spread my seed."


donotseek.wav(167K) donotseek.mp3(167K) donotseek.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Pete: "Do not seek the treasure. It's a bushwhack. They're fixin' an ambush. Do not seek the treasure."


uwasatoad.wav(254K) uwasatoad.mp3(254K) uwasatoad.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Delmar: "We thought you was a toad! (leaning in, speaking slower and softer) We... thought... you... was... a... toad!"
Pete: "Do not seek the treasure!"


agriculture.wav(74K) agriculture.mp3(74K) agriculture.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Pappy O'Daniel: "I signed that bill. I signed a dozen agriculture bills. everyone knows I'm a friend of the farmer."


campaign.wav(136K) campaign.mp3(136K) campaign.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Junior O'Daniel: "We could hire us a little fell, even smaller than Stokes's."
Pappy O'Daniel: "You slump-shouldered sack of nuts! Why, we'd look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies, bragging on our own midget, don't matter how stumpy."


paddleit.wav(194K) paddleit.mp3(194K) paddleit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Pappy's Staff 1: "It's a problem of..."
Pappy's Staff 2: "Perception."
Pappy's Staff 1: "That's right."
Pappy's Staff 2: "The reason he's pullin' our pants down."
Pappy's Staff 1: "Gonna paddle a little behind."
Pappy's Staff 2: "Ain't gonna paddle it. Gonna kick it, real hard."
Pappy's Staff 1: "No, I believe he's gonna paddle it."
Pappy's Staff 2: "I don't believe that's a proper description."
Pappy's Staff 1: "Well, that's how I'd characterize it."
Pappy's Staff 2: "I believe it's more of a kickin' situation."


thunder.wav(118K) thunder.mp3(118K) thunder.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "(A few nice cracks of thunder from O Brother Where Art Though.)"


catchingup.wav(90K) catchingup.mp3(90K) catchingup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Delmar: "And we was beat up by a bible salesman and banished from Wolworths. I don't know, Everett. Was it the one branch or all of them?"


twoweeks.wav(294K) twoweeks.mp3(294K) twoweeks.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Everett: "Damn it, I had to bust out. My wife wrote me she was gettin' married. I gotta stop it."
Pete: "I had two weeks left on my sentence."
Everett: "I couldn't wait two weeks. She's getting married tomorrow."
Pete: "My added time for the escape, I don't get out now till 19...87."
Everett: "I am sorry about that."
Pete: "I'll be... 84 years old."


onlybe82.wav(60K) onlybe82.mp3(60K) onlybe82.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Pete: "84 years old."
Delmar: "Well, I'll only be 82."


colorguard.wav(53K) colorguard.mp3(53K) colorguard.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer Stokes: "The color guard is colored! Who made them the color guard?"


leader2.wav(231K) leader2.mp3(231K) leader2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Pete: "Who elected you leader of this outfit? Since we been folloming your lead, we got nothing but trouble. I've gotten this close to being strung up and consumed in a fire and whipped no end and sunstroked and soggied."
Delmar: "And turned into a frog."
Everett: "He wasn't turned into a frog."
Delmar: "Almost loved up, though."


missile.wav(69K) missile.mp3(69K) missile.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer Stokes: "I suspect some miscegenation in their heritage. How else you going to explain it? Using a confederate flag as a missile."


moralfiber.wav(215K) moralfiber.mp3(215K) moralfiber.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Vernon T. Waldrip: "I can't switch sides in the middle of a campaign. Especially to work for a man who lacks moral fiber."
Pappy O'Daniel: "Moral fiber? Why, you little pasty-face sumbitch. I invented moral fiber! Pappy O'Daniel was displaying rectitude and high-mindedness when that egghead you work for was still messing his drawers!"


laughing.wav(94K) laughing.mp3(94K) laughing.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Pappy O'Daniel: "Yeah, well, you'll be laughing out the other side of your face come November."
Pappy's Staff 2: "Pappy O'Daniel will be laughing then."
Pappy's Staff 1: "Not out the other side of his face, though."
Pappy's Staff 2: "Oh, no, no, no. Just the regular side."


desecrated.wav(37K) desecrated.mp3(37K) desecrated.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer Stokes: "These boys desecrated a firey cross!"


isyouis.wav(33K) isyouis.mp3(33K) isyouis.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer Stokes: "Is you is or is you ain't my contituency?"


tothank.wav(190K) tothank.mp3(190K) tothank.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Pappy O'Daniel: "Ladies and gentlemens, here and listening at home, the great of Mississippi... Pappy O'Daniel, governor... wants to thank the Soggy Bottom Boys for that wonderful performance."


braintrust.wav(243K) braintrust.mp3(243K) braintrust.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Pappy O'Daniel: "In the second Pappy O'Daniel administration, these boys is gonna be my brain trust"
Delmar: "What's that mean, Everett?"
Everett: "Well' Delmar, it means that you and me and Pete and Tommy are going to be the power behind the throne, so to speak."
Delmar: "Oh, okay."


mixaphorically.wav(52K) mixaphorically.mp3(52K) mixaphorically.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Everett: "Me and the little lady are going to pick up the pieces and retie the knot, mixaphorically speaking."


thering.wav(471K) thering.mp3(471K) thering.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Everett: "I already got the rings. Where's your ring honey?"
Penny Wharvey McGill: "I ain't worn it since our divorce came through. It must still be in the roll-top in the old cabin. Never thought I'd need it. Vernon bought one encrusted with jewels."
Everett: "Now's the time to buy it off him cheap."
Penny Wharvey McGill: "We ain't getting married with his ring. You said you changed."
Everett: "Honey, it's just an old pewter thing."
Penny Wharvey McGill: "Ain't going to be no wedding."
Everett: "It's just a symbol, honey."
Penny Wharvey McGill: "No wedding."
Delmar: "We'll go fetch it with you, Everett."
Everett: "It's just a... Shut up, Delmar. It's just a symbol."
Penny Wharvey McGill: "I've spoken my piece and counted to three."
Everett: "She counted to three. bleep damn it. She counted to three. Son of a bitch! You have any idea how far that cabin is?"


george.wav(393K) george.mp3(393K) george.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

George 'Baby Face' Nelson: "Hello, boys! Well, these little men finally cought up with the criminal of the century. Looks like the chair for George Nelson. Yup, gonna electrify me. I'm going to go off like a Roman candle. Ha ha ha. 20,000 volts chasing a rabbit through yours truly. Gol damn, gonna suck all the power right out of the state. Gonna shoot sparks out the top of my head and lightning from my fingertips! I'm George Nelson, and I'm feeling 10 feet tall!"
Delmar: "Looks like George is right back on top again."


aradio.wav(447K) aradio.mp3(447K) aradio.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sheriff Cooley/The Devil (Daniel von Bargen): "End of the road, boys."
Everett: "No, wait a minute."
Sheriff Cooley/The Devil: "It's had it's twists and turns."
Everett: "Wait a minute, now."
Sheriff Cooley/The Devil: "Now it deposits you here."
Everett: "Wait a minute."
Sheriff Cooley/The Devil: "You have eluded fate, and you have eluden me for the last time. Tie their hands, boys."
Everett: "You can't do this, now."
Sheriff Cooley/The Devil: "Didn't know you'd be bringing a friend. He'll just have to wait his turn, share one of your graves."
Everett: "You can't do this. We just got pardoned by the governor hisself."
Delmar: "It went out on the radio."
Sheriff Cooley/The Devil: "Is that right? Well, we ain't got a radio."


endoftheroad.wav(23K) endoftheroad.mp3(23K) endoftheroad.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sheriff Cooley/The Devil (Daniel von Bargen): "End of the road, boys."


eluded.wav(57K) eluded.mp3(57K) eluded.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sheriff Cooley/The Devil: "You have eluded fate, and you have eluden me for the last time. Tie their hands, boys."


thelaw.wav(88K) thelaw.mp3(88K) thelaw.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Everett: "It ain't the law."
Sheriff Cooley/The Devil: "The law? The law is a human institution."


daughters.wav(480K) daughters.mp3(480K) daughters.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Everett: "Please look down and recognize us poor sinners. Please, Lord. I just want to see my daughters agian. I've been separated from my family for so long. I know I've been guilty of pride and sharp dealing. I'm sorry that I turned my back on you. Forgive me. We're helpless, Lord. For the sake of my family. For Tommy's sake. For Delmar's and pete's. Let me see my daughters again, Lord. Help us."


miracle.wav(574K) miracle.mp3(574K) miracle.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Delmar: "A meracle. It was a miracle!"
Everett: "Delmar, don't be ignorant. I told you they was flooding this valley."
Delmar: "No! That ain't it!"
Pete: "We prayed to God and he pittied us!"
Everett: "Well, it never fails. Once again, you two hayseeds are showin' how much you want for intellect. There's a perfectly scientific explanation for what just happened."
Pete: "That ain't the tune you was singin' back at the gallows!"
Everett: "Well, any human being will cast about in a moment of stress. No, the fact is, they're flooding this valley so they can hydrelectric up the whole durn state. Yes, sir, the South is gonna change. Everything's gonna be put on electricity and run on a paying basis. Out with the old spiritual mumbo jumbo, the superstitions, and the backward ways. We're gonna see a brave new world where they run everybody a wire and hook us all up to a grid. Yes, sir, a veritable age of reason. Like the one they had in France. Not a moment too soon."


somepoet.wav(32K) somepoet.mp3(32K) somepoet.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Everett: ""All's well that ends well," some poet said."


isover.wav(98K) isover.mp3(98K) isover.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Everett: "Don't mind telling you I'm awful pleased my adventuring days have come to an end. Time for this old boy to enjoy some repose."


thatring.wav(435K) thatring.mp3(435K) thatring.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Everett: "You were right about that ring, too. Any other wedding band wouldn't do. This here was fore-ordained. Fate was a-smilin' on me. You just have to have confidence..."
Penny Wharvey McGill: "That's not my ring."
Everett: "What?"
Penny Wharvey McGill: "That's not my ring."
Everett: "Not your ring?"
Penny Wharvey McGill: "That's one of Aunt Herlene's."
Everett: "You said it was in the roll-top desk."
Penny Wharvey McGill: "I said I thought it was in the roll-top desk."
Everett: "No, you said uh..."
Penny Wharvey McGill: "Or under the matress."
Everett: "No, uh..."
Penny Wharvey McGill: "Or maybe in my chifforobe. I don't know."
Everett: "Well, I'm sorry, honey."
Penny Wharvey McGill: "Well, we need that ring."
Everett: "That ring is at the bottom of a pretty durn big lake."
Penny Wharvey McGill: "Uh-uh."
Everett: "A 9,000-hectare lake."
Penny Wharvey McGill: "I don't care if it's 90,000."
Everett: "But, honey..."
Penny Wharvey McGill: "That lake was not my doing."
Everett: "Of course not, honey..."
Penny Wharvey McGill: "I counted to three, honey."
Everett: "No, wait, honey..."

 
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