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august.wav(129K) august.mp3(129K) august.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Simon Templar: "Allow me to introduce myself, my name is August Christopher. I was named after St. Augustan, who coined my favorite phrase...give me chastity and give me constancy, but do not give it yet."
bruno.wav(160K) bruno.mp3(160K) bruno.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ivan Tretiak: "Who are you?"
Simon Templar: "My name is Bruno Hautenfaust. I was named for a saint who was a very wealthy man. Got wines the women, the whole bit and then explicably, took a vow of poverty and became a hermit. Run off to live in the forest, in the nude."
thomas.wav(123K) thomas.mp3(123K) thomas.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Simon Templar: "My name is Thomas More. I was ah, named after a saint...who..died for his faith."
vincent.wav(171K) vincent.mp3(171K) vincent.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Simon Templar: "You found me."
Emma Russell: "It wasn't very hard. Two men with saint's name flew into Moscow yesterday. Udora Bonkenjas the short, bald African. Where as Vincent Ferrer..."
Simon Templar: "Named after the saint who betrayed his best friend."
mumbojumbo.wav(106K) mumbojumbo.mp3(106K) mumbojumbo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Simon Templar (as old guy): "I'm here to do an interview with that Dr. Russell. I'm here to expose her as a fraud. You don't put any stock in this cold fusion mumbojumbo do you?"
Emma Russell: "Actually, I do."
underwear.wav(154K) underwear.mp3(154K) underwear.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Emma Russell: "It's ah, something that I'm working on, a formula for creating energy."
Simon Templar: "That you carry around in your underwear?"
Emma Russell: "Heh heh, yeah...ha."
people.wav(46K) people.mp3(46K) people.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Simon Templar: "Sorry, I'm not very good with people."