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20thcenturyfoxfanfareralph.wav(455K) 20thcenturyfoxfanfareralph.mp3(207K)

Ralph (Nancy Cartwright): "(20th Century Fox fanfare trailor with Ralph singing along)"

sucker.wav(323K) sucker.mp3(147K)

Homer Simpson (Dan Castellaneta): "Boring!"
Lisa Simpson (Yeardley Smith ): "Dad, we can't see the movie!"
Homer: "I can't believe we're paying to see something we get on TV for free. If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker, especially you!"

boring.wav(30K) boring.mp3(14K)

Homer: "Boring!"

simpsonsmovietheme.wav(1197K) simpsonsmovietheme.mp3(544K)

Soundtrack: "(The Simpsons Movie theme from the begining)"

praisejebus.wav(574K) praisejebus.mp3(261K)

Reverend Lovejoy (Harry Shearer): "Lord hear our prayer."
Congregation: "Lord hear our prayer."
Marge Simpson (Julie Kavner): "I hate being late."
Homer: "Well, I hate going. Why can't I worship the Lord in my own way, by praying like hell on my deathbed."
Marge: "Homer, they can hear you inside."
Homer: "Relax, those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony-baloney God. (Silence and the congregation stares at him) How you doing? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus."

jebus.wav(69K) jebus.mp3(32K)

Homer: "How you doing? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus."

horrible.wav(100K) horrible.mp3(46K)

Grampa (Dan Castellaneta): "Horrible! Horrible things are going to happen!"

whoanelly.wav(25K) whoanelly.mp3(12K)

Grampa: "Whoa, Nelly!"

warning.wav(182K) warning.mp3(83K)

Grampa: "People of Springfield, heed this warning! Twisted tail! A thousand eyes! Trapped forever!"

whyyoulittle.wav(132K) whyyoulittle.mp3(61K)

Homer: "Why you little...! I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny!"

beliefs.wav(289K) beliefs.mp3(132K)

Lisa: "Milhouse, you don't care about the environment."
Milhouse (Pamela Hayden): "Hey! I am very passionate about the planet!"
Nelson (Nancy Cartwright): "Say global warming is a myth!"
Milhouse: "It's a myth! Further study is needed!"
Nelson: "(He punches Milhouse in the gut) That's for selling out your beliefs."

sinestro.wav(212K) sinestro.mp3(97K)

Marge: "'Epa.' What could that be?"
Comic Book Guy (Hank Azaria): "I believe it's the sound the Green Lantern made when Sinestro threw him into a vat of acid. Ee-pah!"

ilikemennow.wav(40K) ilikemennow.mp3(19K)

Ralph: "I like men now."

bountiful.wav(169K) bountiful.mp3(77K)

Ned Flanders: "Boys, before we eat, don't forget to thank the Lord for this bountiful... Penis!"
Todd (Nancy Cartwright) and Rod (Pamela Hayden) Flanders: "Bountiful penis."

lunchtime.wav(27K) lunchtime.mp3(13K)

Chief Wiggum (Hank Azaria): "Lunchtime!"

haha.wav(24K) haha.mp3(11K)

Nelson: "Ha-ha!"

careabout.wav(186K) careabout.mp3(85K)

Homer: "Hey, what's with you?"
Bart Simpson (Nancy Cartwright): "You really wanna know?"
Homer: "Of course I do. What kind of a father wouldn't care about... a pig wearing a hat!"

greasier.wav(227K) greasier.mp3(104K)

Krusty the Clown (Dan Castellaneta): "Hey, hey! It's your old pal Krusty for my new pork sandwich, the Clogger! If you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in Mexico! (goofy laugh)"

peopleclothes.wav(156K) peopleclothes.mp3(71K)

Krusty the Clown: "Perfect. Cut, print, kill the pig."
Homer: "What?! You can't kill him if he's wearing people clothes."

number.wav(181K) number.mp3(83K)

Marge: "'A thousand eyes.' What could that be?"
Grampa: "Hmm, I'm pretty sure a thousand is a number."

spiderpig.wav(297K) spiderpig.mp3(135K)

Homer: "Spider Pig, Spider Pig, does whatever a Spider Pig does. Can he swing from a web? No, he can't, he's a pig. Look out, he is a Spider Pig."

hatekids.wav(300K) hatekids.mp3(137K)

Lisa: "This lake is just one piece of trash away from a toxic nightmare. But I knew you wouldn't listen, so I took the liberty pouring water from the lake in all your drinking glasses. (They all spit the water out and groan)"
Moe (Hank Azaria): "This is why we should hate kids."

deadbody.wav(382K) deadbody.mp3(174K)

Chief Wiggum: "Uh, sorry, sorry. No dumping in the lake."
Fat Tony (Joe Mantegna): "Fine. I will put my yard trimmings in a car compactor."
Lou (Hank Azaria): "Uh... Chief, I think there was a dead body in there."
Chief Wiggum: "I thought that too, until he said 'yard trimmings.' You got to learn to listen, Lou."

ayayay.wav(88K) ayayay.mp3(41K)

Bumblebee Man (Hank Azaria): "Ayayay! Un burro amoroso!"

fourstates.wav(165K) fourstates.mp3(75K)

Ned Flanders: "Look at that. You can see the four states that border Springfield: Ohio, Nevada, Maine and Kentucky."

numberthree.wav(279K) numberthree.mp3(127K)

Russ Cargill (Albert Brooks): "I've narrowed your choices down to five unthinkable options. Each will cause untold misery..."
President Arnold Schwarzenegger (Harry Shearer): "I pick number three."
Russ Cargill: "You don't even want to read 'em first?"
President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "I was elected to lead, not read. Number three!"

dome.wav(127K) dome.mp3(58K)

Homer: "Doh...ome!"

openfire.wav(192K) openfire.mp3(88K)

Chief Wiggum: "Alright, men, open fire! (They open fire on the glass dome and the bullets ricochet and hit the officers) Who's hurt? Raise your hands... without the attitude."

drill.wav(318K) drill.mp3(145K)

Professor Frink (Hank Azaria): "People, people, I have an important announcement. I have just perfected an acid-firing superdrill which can cut through anything. (crowd gasps in approval)"
Otto (Harry Shearer): "Yeah, that's cool."
Professor Frink: "It's right there, just outside... of the dome. (crowd groans)"

madmen.wav(131K) madmen.mp3(60K)

Sideshow Mel (Dan Castellaneta): "What ruthless madmen could have done this to us?!"
Russ Cargill: "The United States government."

thewhat.wav(219K) thewhat.mp3(100K)

Russ Cargill: "My name is Russ Cargill, and I'm head of the E.P.A."
Moe: "The what?"
Russ Cargill: "Environmental Protection Agency."
Lenny (Harry Shearer): "Come again?"
Russ Cargill: "Look, I'm a man on a big TV. Just listen."

polluted.wav(522K) polluted.mp3(238K)

Russ Cargill: "Springfield has become..."
Man in Crowd: "Whoo! Springfield!"
Russ Cargill: "...the most polluted city in the history of the planet."
Krusty the Clown: "Drama queen!"
Russ Cargill: "To prevent your poisons from spreading, your government has sealed you all within this dome. (Crowd gasps) Believe me, it's the last thing we wanted to do. I do own the company that makes the dome, but that's beside the point."
Moe: "What, are you telling us we're trapped like rats?"
Russ Cargill: "No, rats can't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like... carrots."

thisdome.wav(222K) thisdome.mp3(101K)

Russ Cargill: "To prevent your poisons from spreading, your government has sealed you all within this dome. (Crowd gasps) Believe me, it's the last thing we wanted to do. I do own the company that makes the dome, but that's beside the point."

carrots.wav(141K) carrots.mp3(65K)

Moe: "What, are you telling us we're trapped like rats?"
Russ Cargill: "No, rats can't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like... carrots."

momentsago.wav(172K) momentsago.mp3(79K)

Kent Brockman (Harry Shearer): "Efforts to find out whose selfish crime against the environment caused our entrapment have been fruitless..."
Homer: "(Chuckles)"
Kent Brockman: "...until moments ago."
Homer: "(shrieks)"

itsweird.wav(116K) itsweird.mp3(53K)

Marge: "You single-handedly killed this town."
Homer: "I know, it's weird."

whichitwill.wav(178K) whichitwill.mp3(82K)

Kent Brockman: "Just a reminder, this station does not endorse vigilante justice... unless it gets results... which it will. (A picture of Homer pops up with the words GET HIM flashing and a buzzer)"

glow.wav(67K) glow.mp3(31K)

Homer: "Hmm, what's that ominous glow in the distance?"

idiots.wav(185K) idiots.mp3(85K)

Homer: "Marge, look, those idiots don't even know where we live."
Angry Mob: "Kil! Kill! Kill!"
Homer: "D'oh!"

facethatmob.wav(361K) facethatmob.mp3(165K)

Marge: "Homer, you have to go aut there, face that mob and apologize for what you did."
Homer: "I would, but I'm afraid if I open the door, they'll take all of you."
Carl (Hank Azaria): "No, we won't! We just want Homer!"
Homer: "Well, maybe not you, but they'll kill Grampa."
Grampa: "I'm part of the mob!"

chainsaw.wav(283K) chainsaw.mp3(129K)

Homer: "Stay back, I got a chainsaw! (imitates chainsaw until they look in through the holes in the door) uh-oh."

lostem.wav(83K) lostem.mp3(39K)

Homer: "We lost 'em. Yehoo!"

apology.wav(190K) apology.mp3(87K)

Homer: "You know, the word 'apology' is tossed around a lot these days, but when it comes from in here... (They throw a skilsaw at him.)"

uh-oh.wav(152K) uh-oh.mp3(70K)

Homer: "So long, losers! (He gets stuck and cannot escape) Uh-oh."

solong.wav(47K) solong.mp3(22K)

Homer: "So long, losers!"

clawatit.wav(54K) clawatit.mp3(25K)

Moe: "The top of his head is still showing, claw at it!"

chinasprob.wav(70K) chinasprob.mp3(33K)

Chief Wiggum: "Well, they're China's problem now."

boyfriend.wav(100K) boyfriend.mp3(46K)

Bart: "Lisa's got a boyfriend, that she'll never see again! (Lisa cold-cocks him)"

toughguys.wav(471K) toughguys.mp3(214K)

Russ Cargill: "And to make sure nobody else gets out, I want roving death squads around the perimeter 24/7. I want 10,000 tough guys, and I want 10,000 soft guys to make the tough guys look tougher. And here's how I want 'em arranged: tough, tough, soft, tough, soft, soft, tough, tough, soft, soft, tough, soft."
EPA Official (Dan Castellaneta): "Sir, I'm afraid you've gone mad with power."

madwithpower.wav(73K) madwithpower.mp3(34K)

EPA Official: "Sir, I'm afraid you've gone mad with power."

moment.wav(254K) moment.mp3(116K)

Bart: "Mom?"
Marge: "Yes, honey?"
Bart: "You just bought another load of crap from the world's fattest fertilizer salesman."
Homer: "You'll pay for ruining this golden family moment!"
Marge: "Homer!"

loadofcrap.wav(114K) loadofcrap.mp3(52K)

Bart: "You just bought another load of crap from the world's fattest fertilizer salesman."

scariest.wav(163K) scariest.mp3(75K)

Lisa: "Dad, when you get to the top, don't slow down, speed up!"
Homer: "But, that's when it's the scariest!"
Lisa: "Just do it!"

reachme.wav(1013K) reachme.mp3(460K)

Mr. Burns (Harry Shearer): "So, you want some of my electricity, do you? Well, for once, the rich white man is in control. I have two buttons behind this desk. One will supply your town with power, the other releases the hounds. Reach me, make me your brother."
Dr. Hibbert (Harry Shearer): "The hospital's generator is about to give out. Lives will be lost!"
Mr. Burns: "Lives... lost. (writing it down) Go on."
Chief Wiggum: "We got a convict we were going to fry tomorrow, but now we can't."
Mr. Burns: "Tempting... tempting."
Apu: "Look, all our reasons mean nothing. Just look into your heart and you'll find the answer... (Smithers signals him not to go there.) (Apu screams as he's being chased by the hounds.)"
Mr. Burns: "First door on the right."
Apu: "Thank you. (He and the others continue to to be chased screaming by the hounds.)"

electricity.wav(190K) electricity.mp3(87K)

Mr. Burns: "So, you want some of my electricity, do you? Well, for once, the rich white man is in control."

twobuttons.wav(155K) twobuttons.mp3(71K)

Mr. Burns: "I have two buttons behind this desk. One will supply your town with power, the other releases the hounds."

yourbrother.wav(65K) yourbrother.mp3(30K)

Mr. Burns: "Reach me, make me your brother."

ravage.wav(296K) ravage.mp3(135K)

Man in Booth (Harry Shearer): "Welcome to Alaska. Here's a thousand dollars."
Homer: "Well, it's about time, but why?"
Man in Booth: "We pay every resident a thousand dollars to allow the oil companies to ravage our state's natural beauty."
Homer: "I'm home."

alaska.wav(81K) alaska.mp3(37K)

Man in Booth (Harry Shearer): "Welcome to Alaska. Here's a thousand dollars."

5solutions.wav(704K) 5solutions.mp3(320K)

Russ Cargill: "Don't worry, I have a solution for you, sir. In fact, I have five solutions. You don't even have to read them. You'll have deniability. I'll take care of everything. You know nothing."
President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "No, I need to know what I'm approving."
Russ Cargill: "Absolutely. But on the other hand, knowing things is overrated. Anyone can pick something when they know what it is. It takes real leadership to pick something you're clueless about."
President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Okay, I pick three."
Russ Cargill: "Try again."
President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "One."
Russ Cargill: "Go higher."
President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Five?"
Russ Cargill: "Too high."
President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Three?"
Russ Cargill: "You already said three."
President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Six?"
Russ Cargill: "Two?"
President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Double it."
Russ Cargill: "Four!"
President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "As you wish, sir."

asyouwish.wav(194K) asyouwish.mp3(89K)

President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Okay, I pick three."
Russ Cargill: "Try again."
President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "One."
Russ Cargill: "Go higher."
President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Five?"
Russ Cargill: "Too high."
President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Three?"
Russ Cargill: "You already said three."
President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Six?"
Russ Cargill: "Two?"
President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Double it."
Russ Cargill: "Four!"
President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "As you wish, sir."

credibility.wav(148K) credibility.mp3(68K)

Tom Hanks (Himself): "Hello, I'm Tom Hanks. The U.S. government has lost it's credibility, so it's borrowing some of mine."

whynotthisone.wav(90K) whynotthisone.mp3(42K)

Tom Hanks: "This is Tom Hanks saying, if you're going to pick a government to trust, why not this one?"

happyhere.wav(56K) happyhere.mp3(26K)

Homer: "I'm happy here, screw Springfield!"

hollywood.wav(251K) hollywood.mp3(115K)

Homer: "Marge, those people chased us with pitchforks and torches. Torches! At 4:00 in the afternoon!"
Marge: "It was 7:00 at night."
Homer: "It was during Access Hollywood."
Marge: "Which is on at 4:00 and 7:00."
Homer: "D'oh!"

torches.wav(98K) torches.mp3(45K)

Homer: "Marge, those people chased us with pitchforks and torches. Torches!"

doh.wav(13K) doh.mp3(7K)

Homer: "D'oh!"

stupidest.wav(271K) stupidest.mp3(124K)

Marge: "In every marriage you get one chance to say I need you to do this with me."
Homer: "That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard."

america.wav(148K) america.mp3(68K)

Homer: "Listen to me, all of you. We are staying. We have a great life here in Alaska, and we're never going back to America again!"

ihavespoken.wav(37K) ihavespoken.mp3(18K)

Homer: "I have spoken! Hmm!"

foundone.wav(179K) foundone.mp3(82K)

NSA Worker (Dan Castellaneta): "Hey, everybody, I found one! The government actually found someone we're looking for! Yeah, baby, yeah!"

epiphany.wav(548K) epiphany.mp3(249K)

Medicine Woman (Tress MacNeille): "Unless you have an epiphany, you will spend the remainder of your days alone."
Homer: "Epiphany, epiphany, epiphany. Ooh! Bananas are an excellent source of potassium. (A tree slaps him) Americans will never embrace soccer? (Two trees slap him) Mare than two shakes and it's playing with yourself? (He gets slapped three times, punched in the gut and kicked in the groin)"

booblady.wav(43K) booblady.mp3(20K)

Homer: "Thank you, boob lady!"

runrun.wav(787K) runrun.mp3(358K)

Homer: "Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Jump! Jump! Land! Land! Rest! Rest! Run! Run! (He takes the harnesses off the dogs) Now, I know we've had a rough day, but I'm sure we can put all that behind us and just... (The dogs attack him) Ow! Ow! That's my whipping arm! (Then the dogs run off) Oh, why does everything I whip leave me?"

mustkeepgoing.wav(513K) mustkeepgoing.mp3(234K)

Homer: "Must keep going. Must keep going. No, I can't. I can't keep going. Yes, you can. No, I can't! Oh, shut up. You shut up. No, you. No, you. No, you. Oh, real mature. How can you say that?"

crappier.wav(55K) crappier.mp3(25K)

Bart: "I can't believe it, but it got even crappier."

emperor.wav(474K) emperor.mp3(216K)

Moe: "Oh, hiya, Midge."
Marge: "Moe, what happened?"
Moe: "With the town sealed off from the rest of the world, things got a little nutty here."
Marge: "Why are you dressed like that?"
Moe: "Well, I don't like to brag, but I am now the emperor of Springfield."
Barney (Dan Castellaneta): "No, you're not! (He throws a bottle grenade at Moe who catches it)"
Moe: "Yes, I am! (He throws the bottle back at Barney and it explodes)"
Barney: "Okay... hail emperor."

mistake.wav(267K) mistake.mp3(122K)

Russ Cargill: "Your government has realized that putting you inside this dome was a terrible mistake. Therefore we're commencing with Operation Soaring Eagle... (Crowd chears) ...which involves killing you all. (Crowd groans)"

fatass.wav(176K) fatass.mp3(81Keaf.wav(395K) onaleaf.mp3(180K)

Homer: "Ten-hut! At ease. I'm General... Marriott Suites, and I have an urgent note from the president. It says to release this town immediately."
Guard (Harry Shearer): "Why is it written on a leaf? (Homer knocks the guard out and laughs)"

cojones.wav(92K) cojones.mp3(43K)

Homer: "Now Homer Simpson's going to show he has cojones!"

mytime.wav(142K) mytime.mp3(65K)

Lenny: "Who'd be dumb enough to stay behind while we escape with our lives?"
Cletus (Hank Azaria): "Uh-hem, my time to shine."

lookahere.wav(77K) lookahere.mp3(36K)

Cletus: "Hey, Mr. Big TV Man, look-a here!"

howyoufeel.wav(145K) howyoufeel.mp3(67K)

Russ Cargill: "I was tricked by an idiot!"
Cletus: "Hey, I know how you feel. I was beat in tic-tac-toe by a chicken."

doomedusall.wav(113K) doomedusall.mp3(52K)

Homer: "Homer do good?"
Bart: "Actually, you doomed us all... again."

icantdo.wav(81K) icantdo.mp3(38K)

Homer: "Oh! I can't do anything right."

lifewellspent.wav(193K) lifewellspent.mp3(88K)

Comic Book Guy: "I've spent my entire life doing nothing but collecting comic books, and now there's only time to say... life well spent!"

pressure.wav(448K) pressure.mp3(204K)

Chief Wiggum: "Come on, Bomb-disarming robot. You're our last hope."
Robot (Hank Azaria): "Red wire. Blue wire. Black is usually the ground. Uh, so much pressure. Pressure! (The robot grabs Wiggum's gun and shoots itself)"
Chief Wiggum: "He'd been talking about it, but I didn't take him seriously."

doingnow.wav(197K) doingnow.mp3(90K)

Grampa: "Homer? What the hell are you doing now?"
Homer: "Risking my life to save people I hate for reasons I don't quite understand. Gotta go!"

curlyhair.wav(117K) curlyhair.mp3(54K)

Todd Flanders: "I wish Homer was my father."
Ned Flanders: "And I wish you didn't have the devil's curly hair."

yourcrap.wav(253K) yourcrap.mp3(116K)

Martin (Russi Taylor): "I've been taking your crap all my life! (He smacks the bullies upside their skulls) Whew! This feels good. No wonder you do it. (He smacks them again)"

what.wav(61K) what.mp3(28K)

Otto: "What? What's going on?"

wedidit.wav(105K) wedidit.mp3(48K)

Homer: "We did it, boy!"
Bart: "Uh, dad? (Homer yelps)"

byeeverybody.wav(145K) byeeverybody.mp3(67K)

Chief Wiggum: "It's amazing no one was hurt! (Dr. Nick gets hit by a giant piece of glass)"
Dr. Nick (Hank Azaria): "Bye, everybody."

imawiener.wav(292K) imawiener.mp3(133K)

Bart: "Wait! If you kill my dad, you'll never know where the treasure is buried."
Russ Cargill: "What treasure?"
Bart: "Uh... the treasure of Ima Wiener."
Russ Cargill: "I'm a wiener? (Bart and Homer laugh)"
Homer: "Classic."

simpsonsrocktheme.wav(800K) simpsonsrocktheme.mp3(364K)

Soundtrack: "(A clip of The Simpsons Movie rock theme from the end credits)"

smithers.wav(279K) smithers.mp3(127K)

Smithers (Harry Shearer): "They've taken everything, sir."
Mr. Burns: "Smithers, I don't believe in suicide, but... if you'd like to try it, it might cheer me up to watch."

leavemebe.wav(80K) leavemebe.mp3(37K)

Tom Hanks: "This is Tom Hanks saying, if you see me in person, please, leave me be."

spiderpigsong.wav(1024K) spiderpigsong.mp3(465K)

Soundtrack: "(A clip of the Spider Pig song from the end credits)"

thisfilm.wav(778K) thisfilm.mp3(354K)

Bart: "Come on, Dad, let's go. I've been holding it they put the dome over the town."
Homer: "You can wait. A lot of people worked really hard on this film, and all they ask is for you to memorize their names."
Lisa: "Well, I want to make sure that no animals were harmed during the filming of this movie. Phew!"
Homer: "Okay. Ooh, floor popcorn!"
Lisa: "Wait, wait, wait. It looks like Maggie has something to say."
Marge: "Oh, my God, her first word!"
Maggie (Nancy Cartwright): "Sequel?"

floorpopcorn.wav(85K) floorpopcorn.mp3(40K)

Homer: "Okay. Ooh, floor popcorn!"

sequel.wav(188K) sequel.mp3(86K)

Lisa: "Wait, wait, wait. It looks like Maggie has something to say."
Marge: "Oh, my God, her first word!"
Maggie: "Sequel?"

springfieldanthem.wav(870K) springfieldanthem.mp3(395K)

Soundtrack: "(A clip of the Springfield Anthem from the credits)"

crackedup.wav(76K) crackedup.mp3(35K)

Squeaky-Voiced Teen (Dan Castellaneta): "Assistant manager isn't all it's cracked up to be."

filmschool.wav(62K) filmschool.mp3(29K)

Squeaky-Voiced Teen: "Four years of film school for this?"