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All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
joyjoy.wav(108K) joyjoy.mp3(158K)
Rod and Tod Flanders: "I've got that joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart... where? Down in my heart to stay... And if the devil doesn't like it he can sit on a tacK - ow! sit on a tacK - ow!"
flanderssong.wav(108K) flanderssong.mp3(108K)
Chorus sings: "Hens love roosters, geese love ganders, everyone else loves Ned Flanders..."
Homer: "Not me!"
Chorus: "Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders..."
flanders__donefor.wav(127K) flanders__donefor.mp3<(127K)
Flanders: "Oh, we're done for... we're done for... we're done-diddily-done for... we're done-diddily-doodily done-diddily-doodily done-diddily-doodily done-diddily-doodily...""
Homer: "Flanders, snap out of it!"
reunion.wav(147K) reunion.mp3(147K)
Flanders: "I got family here from around the globe! Here's José Flanders..."
José: "Buenos ding-dong-diddily-dias, señor..."
Flanders: "And this is Lord Thistlewick Flanders..."
Thistlewick: "Charmed... eh, a googily, googily."
neighbor.wav(161K) neighbor.mp3(161K)
The Flanders sing: "We welcome you to the neighborhood... sing 'fa la la la la la la la la la la'"
Todd sings: "fa la la la la la la'"
The Flanders sing: "From now on you'll be history... you'll be his-you'll be his-you'll be history!"
Ned: "Buenos dias, neighboritos!"
flancry.wav(92K) flancry.mp3(92K)
Flanders: "Har-ye, har-ye... I declare myself tickled pink about Springfield's bicen-tiddily, ti-ten-toodily, rin-tin-tennial day!"
Homer: "You suck-diddily-uck Flanders!"
devil.wav(62K) devil.mp3(62K)
Flanders (as Satan): "Er, please allow me to introduce myself: I'm the devil!"
mexico.wav(71K) mexico.mp3(71K)
Flanders (as Satan): "Oh, you Americans with your due process and fair trails... Hmph! This is always so much easier in Mexico..."
f-inears.wav(37K) f-inears.mp3(37K)
Todd: "Ow! My freakin' ears!"
gamble.wav(49K) gamble.mp3(49K)
Ned: "What do you think, reverend?"
Reverend: "Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral."
dont_you.wav(50K) dont_you.mp3(50K)
Flanders: "(sighs) Don't you kids know anything?"
okliedok.wav(23K) okliedok.mp3(23K)
Flanders: "Okliedokliedoo..."
hi-daily.wav(26K) hi-daily.mp3(26K)
Flanders: "Hi-dily hey!"
Homer: "Go home!"
Flanders: "Toodily-doo!"
ned2.wav(9K) ned2.mp3(9K)
Ned: "Hot diggedy!"
ned3.wav(10K) ned3.mp3(10K)
Ned: "Roger dodger!"
ned1.wav(15K) ned1.mp3(15K)
Ned: "Oh, indeedily-doodily!"
doyoufor.wav(17K) doyoufor.mp3(17K)
Ned: "What can I diddily-do you for?"
fraidnot.wav(18K) fraidnot.mp3(18K)
Homer: "'Fraid not infinity!"
Flanders: "'Fraid so infinity plus one!"
Homer: "Doh!"
dilly.wav(47K) dilly.mp3(47K)
Ned Flanders: "Oooh, that's a dilly!"