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idaho.wav(116K) idaho.mp3(116K)
Principal Skinner: "And special awards go to the two students who obviously had no help from their parents: Lisa Simpson and Ralph Wiggum."
Ralph: "I'm Idaho!"
Principal Skinner: "Of course you are..."
wrmmouth.wav(159K) wrmmouth.mp3(159K)
Ralph: "Um, Miss Hoover?"
Ms. Hoover: "Yes Ralph, what is it?"
Ralph: "My worm went in my mouth, and then I ate it. Can I have a new one?"
Ms. Hoover: "No Ralph, there aren't any more. Just try to sleep while the other children are learning."
Ralph: "Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"
ralphfinger.wav(53K) ralphfinger.mp3(53K)
Ralph: "The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger outta there..."
faileng.wav(63K) faileng.mp3(63K)
Ralph: "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"
resturnt.wav(63K) resturnt.mp3(63K)
Ralph: "I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant..."
bovine_u.wav(35K) bovine_u.mp3(35K)
Ralph: "When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University"