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All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
mayisir.wav(59K) mayisir.mp3(59K)
Burns: "Oh Smithers, I guess there's nothing left but to kiss my sorry butt goodbye..."
Smithers: "May I sir?"
Burns: "Ew!"
brnsbeer.wav(72K) brnsbeer.mp3(72K)
Burns: "Smithers, this beer isn't working... I don't feel any younger or funkier..."
Smithers: "Well, switch to the tablespoon, sir."
simp113.wav(39K) simp113.mp3(39K)
Smithers: "I'm afraid we have a bad image, sir... Market research shows people see you as something of an ogre..."
Burns: "I ought to club them and eat their bones..."
prince.wav(47K) prince.mp3(47K)
Burns: "Hmmm... who's that goat-legged fellow? I like the cut of his jib..."
Smithers: "Er, Prince of Darkness, sir, he's your 11 o'clock."