Airport Security Guard (D'Anthony Palms): "I'm gonna need you to step aside, please. Let me search you."
Kumar Patel (Kal Penn): "Did I beep?"
Airport Security Guard: "Oh, no, you didn't beep. Just a random security check. If you could just step aside, please? Just over here."
Kumar: "Random, huh?"
Airport Security Guard: "Yeah."
Kumar: "So this has nothing to do with my ethnicity?"
Harold: "Come on, just do what the guy says."
Airport Security Guard: "Sir, it's our job as airport security to search for all possible weapons or illegal drugs."
Kumar: "So just because of the color of my skin, you assume that I have drugs on me? What are you a racist?"
Airport Security Guard: "Racist? Dude, I'm black."
Harold: "He's black. He's not racist."
Kumar: "Please, dude, you're barely even brown."
Harold: "No, he didn't mean that."
Kumar: "Compared to me, you look like Matthew Perry."