Juno: "God, Bren, when do I get the friggin', spinal tap thing?!"
Brenda MacGuff: "It's called a spinal block, and you can't have it yet, honey. The doctor said you're not dialated enough."
Juno: "Oh, come on! I mean, it's like... I have to wait for it to get worse? Why can't I just have the friggin' thing now?"
Brenda MacGuff: "Honey, doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream."