Cal: "I like to picture Jesus like a mischievous badger-- Like a muscular trapeze artist-- Like a shapeshifter or a changeling, like that guy, you ever hear of that tv show Manimal? I like to think of Jesus as a figure skater who wears, like, a white outfit and he does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey. Like a dirty old bum. And he comes up to me, I'm about to sock him one because he's a dirty old bum. Than I said, 'Wait a minute, I better not sock this guy. Something's special about him'"
Ricky: "And it turns out it's Jesus."