Sex Class Counselor (Luke Wilson): "Would you like to start the day off by sharing?"
Chazz: "I was just trying to find some peace. A haven, a place where I could feel safe."
Female Sex Addict (Katharine Towne): "And then what happened?"
Chazz: "Well, she was my yoga instructor. So I know she was limber."
Female Sex Addict: "Yeah?"
Sex Class Counselor: "But, Chazz, you realize this would just set you back and further hurt your progress in maintaining control over your libido, correct?"
Chazz: "Yes. Thank you, Taylor. Definitely. Until her friend, a massage therapist walked in the door naked."
Sex Class Counselor: "Easy, Chazz."
Chazz: "With a big bottle of canola oil and a monkey who was trained to work on a video camera. And she rocked my world. "
Sex Class Counselor: "Guys! Chazz, I have asked you to leave before and I don't want to do it again."
Chazz: "Taylor, come on, man."