Juno: "I'm staying pregnant, Leah."
Leah: "Dude! You got to keep your voice down, okay? My mom is inside. She doesn't know that we're sexually active."
Juno: "What does that even mean? I've been thinking. I was thinking I could, like, have this baby and give it to someone that, like, totally needs it. You know, like, a woman with a bum ovary or a couple nice lesbos."
Leah: "But then you're gonna get, like, huge. And your chest is gonna milktate. And you're gonna have to like tell people that you're pregnant."