Kip (Aaron Ruell): "Hi."
Napoleon: "Is grandma there?"
Kip: "No, she's getting her hair done."
Napoleon: "(He sighs)"
Kip: "What do you need?"
Napoleon: "Can you just go get her for me?"
Kip: "I'm really busy right now."
Napoleon: "Just tell her to come get me."
Kip: "Why?"
Napoleon: "Cause I don't feel good!"
Kip: "Well, have you talked to the school nurse?"
Napoleon: "No, she doesn't know anything. Will you just come get me?"
Kip: "No."
Napoleon: "Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick?"
Kip: "No, Napoleon."
Napoleon: "But my lips hurt real bad!"
Kip: "Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer."
Napoleon: "I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!"
Kip: "See ya."
Napoleon: "Ugh! Idiot!"