Borat: "I now will sing our Kazakh national anthem to the tune of your national anthem. Please stand. (singing) Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world. All other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan is number one exporter of potassium. Other central Asian countries have inferior potassium. Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world. All other countries is the home of the gays."
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