Chuck Levine (Adam Sandler): "Hey, Darla, what's the matter with you? You sound so upset."
Darla (Becky O'Donohue): "You slept with my twin sister on Saturday. That's why I'm so upset!"
Chuck: "How do you know for sure it wasn't you?"
Darla: "'Cause I wasn't there."
Chuck: "It sure looked like you were there to me."