Brenda 'Bren' MacGuff (Allison Janney): "I didn't even know you were sexually active."
Mac MacGuff: "Who is the kid?"
Juno: "The baby? I don't really know much about it other than... I mean, it has fingernails, allegedly."
Brenda MacGuff: "Nails, really?"
Juno: "Yeah."
Mac MacGuff: "No, I don't-- I mean, who is the father, Juno?"
Juno: "Um, it's... it's Paulie Bleeker."
Mac MacGuff: "Paulie Bleeker?"
Juno: "What?"
Mac MacGuff: "I didn't think he had it in him."
Leah: "I know, right?"