Brenda MacGuff: "What is your job title exactly?"
Ultrasound Technician (Kaaren de Zilva): "I'm an ultrasound technician, ma'am."
Brenda MacGuff: "Well, I'm a nail technician, and I think we both should stick to what we know."
Ultrasound Technician: "Excuse me?"
Brenda MacGuff: "Oh, you think you're so special 'cause you get to play picture pages up there? My five year old daughter could do that and let me tell you, she's not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed. So why don't you go back to night school in Manteno and learn a real trade?"
Juno: "Bren, you's a dick! I love it!"
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To download as a ringtone put the URL below into your cell phone's browser: (Not all cell phones support this feature.)
Purple Matress: Life's too short to be uncomfortable.
To use as ringtone on your iPhone open the m4r audio file with iTunes and it will automatically be put in the "Ringtones" folder. Then sync your phone. You may need to check the "Sync ringtones" box under the "Ringtones" tab in iTunes for your iPhone. (Unfortunately if the sound clip is over 40 seconds it will not work because iTunes puts a limit on it.)