Kumar: "Screw that. You think you guys are heroes for killing innocent people?"
Harold: "It's 'cause of assholes like you that we're even in this bleeping place, you bleeping cowards!"
Terrorist: "Well, maybe if the people in your country stopped eating donuts and started realizing what their government is doing to the world bleepholes like us wouldn't exist."
Kumar: "Bleep you! Donuts are awesome!"
Harold: "They're delicious."