Navin: "So mom, when I told Mr. Hartounian I'd come back, he said, "Don't be a putz. See the world. Me you've seen already. So I got a job with SJM Fiesta Shows as a weight guesser. Frosty my boss tells me there's a big future in weight guessing. Enclosed is four dollars and seventy five cents for my loving family. P.S. Is grandma still farting?"