Tony: "Hey baby what is your problem? Huh, you got a problem? You're good looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all these guys in love with you. Only you got a look in your eye like you haven't been bleeped in a year!"
Elvira: "Hey, Jose. Who, why, when, and how I bleep is none of your business, okay?"
Tony: "Now your talking to me, baby. That I like, okay. Keep it coming, baby."
Elvira: "Don't call me baby. I'm not your baby."
Tony: "Not yet, man. You gotta give me some time."
Elvira: "Even if I were blind, desperate, starved and begging for it on a desert island, you'd be the last tihng I'd ever bleep."