Clementine: "Why can't you see I love you, Antoine?"
Joel: "Hmm. Lucky me. Lay one on me. (They make kissing sounds) Don't call me Antoine. My name is Wally."
Clementine: "Yes, I know, but how can a woman love a man with a name like Wally? Oh! Oh! What was that? Hey."
Joel: "My god, there's people coming out of your butt."
Clementine: "There is?"