Evan (Michael Cera): "That's disgusting. You're like an animal."
Seth (Jonah Hill): "I'm-- What? I'm disgusting? You're the weird one, man. Don't make me feel weird because I like porn. You're the weird one for not liking porn. I"m normal as shit.""
Evan: "Peeing on people. That's normal?"
Seth: "Evan, I'm not saying I'm gonna look at it. I'm just saying that it comes with the site, okay? I don't know what I'm gonna be into ten years from now."