Harold: "If you like weed so much, why don't you just legalize it?"
George W. Bush: "Are you bleeping kidding me? You know how pissed off my dad would get if I did that?"
Kumar: "Holy shit, dude. My dad's all up in my shit too, about this whole med school thing, right? And it's no that I don't want to be a doctor, but like, bleep ing, sometimes I wonder if he's just encouraging me because he knows it'll make me happy or because he wants me to carry on his legacy, you know?"
George W. Bush: "You just blew my bleepin' mind."