Navin: "Hey Harry, look at this! What's the matter with these cans?"
Madman: "Die milk face! (more cans pop)"
Navin: "These cans are defective - they're springing leaks! Come over here and look at this!"
Harry: "Listen, you better run for cover or you're going to spring a leak!"
Navin: "Huh?"
Harry: "We don't have defective cans, we have a defective person out there!"
Navin: "He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!"
Madman: "Die gas pumper! (the glass on a pump breaks)"
Navin: "Get away from those cans! (Navin runs inside the station)"
Navin: "There's cans in there too! (the gas station window breaks)"
Navin: "More cans!"
Madman: "Die you bastard!"
Harry: "He doesn't want to put holes in the cans, he want to put holes in you!"
Navin: "What?"
Madman: "Milk faced bastard!"
Navin: "Oh my God, I'm endangering your life! Cover me!"
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