Navin: "Do you ever think we'd get to know each other well enough to kiss?"
Patty: "We don't have to. You're my man. It's like we're married. Look at my ass."
Navin: "Gosh! You have my last name tattooed right there under the j's! First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass! You know, I bet more people see that then the phone book."